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Post by Spunk on Jun 11, 2007 22:06:57 GMT -5
EXPLOSION.
BEST ENDING EVER.
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Post by Steve on Jun 11, 2007 22:33:37 GMT -5
I was coming here to make this thread.
I <3 wrestling.
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Post by Spunk on Jun 11, 2007 23:09:02 GMT -5
There is really no way I can explain how incredible that is. I love postmodern/surreal fiction, and this just blew my mind and left me with a huge smile on my face. The whole in-ring thing was great, then the somber walk down the hall of all the dudes that didn't appear on TV tonight, then he fucking stops at the end of the hall, and its Brisco and Patterson, the stooges, from when Mr. McMahon was 'created.'
Then the absolute GENIUS, the GENIUS, was the two guys smoking weed by the door. I mean, the only thing I can compare that to for out-of-context shit that blows my mind would be the old dude getting head from the dude in the bearsuit from the Shining.
I mean, holy shit.
Edit: 20 bucks FPC won't get it and I could have a massive flame war on there about this.
Also.. The subtle little shit in this, like Brisco holding a cup of coffee and like, almost offering it to Vince, then holding back and looking pained.. Holy shit.
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Post by motosada on Jun 12, 2007 7:19:47 GMT -5
Damnit, man. I wish I could've seen this. Hell, I've seen a few other people bitching about how "un-wrestling" this is. Yanno what? Fuck that noise. I didn't even watch wrestling in the 80's and early 90's, and I know that wrestling is about completely innane, out-of-left-field bullshit, and killing the most evil character the company has ever had off by blowing him up is sheer awesome. Fucktards, man. I need to see this.
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Post by Jason Blackhart on Jun 12, 2007 8:18:49 GMT -5
The WWE website has the ending up in slightly edited form (just cutting some brief "empty" parts for time, I'd guess). www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/raw/2007/june8-14/4864824I actually downloaded the video, because it has to be saved for posterity. Also, I just did a send-up of this at the FPC, because I'm tired of the place, so I killed myself off...
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Post by motosada on Jun 12, 2007 9:07:48 GMT -5
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan. I can't even watch it online! WWE.com is blocked on this network because of "Entertainment/Recreation/Hobbies;Provocative Attire". Geese! Put it up on Dailymotion! plzkthx!
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Post by Steve on Jun 12, 2007 10:11:10 GMT -5
I totally went back on what I said and looked at FPC anyway... I feel dirty and ashamed.
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Post by jddelphin on Jun 12, 2007 15:50:00 GMT -5
man, I wish I had cable.....
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Post by motosada on Jun 12, 2007 17:04:02 GMT -5
So, various news sources were reporting that Vince McMahon died last night in a firely explosion during the airing of "Monday Night RAW", leading us to wonder if the media knows that wrestling is fake.
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Post by orochigeese on Jun 12, 2007 21:20:05 GMT -5
I'm still digesting the whole idea of the Vince angle. I saw a clip of it so I know what happened overall. But an idea just came to me. This can be played for laughs...really BIG laughs. While at the same time they don't have to actually kill off the Vince character on the air forever. Remember the whole Vince vs. deity feud last year (right before DX formed)? Imagine a series of vignettes with "Vince in the afterlife". Yeah...him first waiting in an office (ala Beetlejuice) in Purgatory...then scamming his way into heaven only to meet with the head honcho (played by Bruce Prichard likely). Then after he misbehaves, he gets sent down to hell to be dealt with by the devil (played by Johnny Ace). Is this ridiculous? Yes. But we're in good company after the Katie Vick angle and plenty others. Throw the clips/vignettes up on WWE.com or something and then have the final payoff being Vince taking over hell after "buying each individual territory" from the generals of hell..until its a battle between him and Lucifer ala WWF/WCW. Its all fictional anyway (despite what the ma instream media caught onto : so go nuts with this. Vince was hilarious during the whole deity angle anyway so let him raise hell in the afterlife! Or...just keep him dead and off the air and make sure he doesn't come back 2 weeks later unscathed as if nothing ever happened and face Lashley in a surprise cage match. Either strategy works really
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Post by Steve on Jun 12, 2007 21:46:39 GMT -5
All I wanna know is when is a link going up to the DragonZombie85 track? It was Dylan-esque HOT FIYAH~
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Post by Spunk on Jun 13, 2007 0:38:56 GMT -5
He is a great, intelligent young man. I seriously wonder if he is handicapped or if he is just there for my own personal entertainment
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Post by orochigeese on Jun 13, 2007 0:49:54 GMT -5
or if he is just there for my own personal entertainment The kicker would be if only you could see his posts, LOL ;D "Wait, who is this Zombiedragon that Spunk keeps complaining about? I don't see any of his posts!" There was an issue with him last week, he seems to have problems taking criticism of his opinions. Not just WWE stuff either, but in general. There seems to be some deep issues there
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Post by Deibu-sama on Jun 13, 2007 0:51:56 GMT -5
I think his English is shit. Sounds to be from eastern Europe tbh. MDK said his IP was Holland, but he could be in like Poland using a Dutch ISP.
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Post by Deibu-sama on Jun 13, 2007 3:12:39 GMT -5
Okay, I just read the rest of the FPC topic as I got bored of it:
This guy is just retarded. There's no two ways aboot it.
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