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Post by Spunk on Aug 28, 2006 10:27:08 GMT -5
Chuck doesn't have a frame for being a heavyweight, plain and simple. Most LHWs are normal-sized dudes, and Chuck fits into that category. Him with more weight is just going to be funny, I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him if he does.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Aug 28, 2006 17:52:59 GMT -5
I think Chuck should have to fight a handicap match against Genki Sudo and Kid Yamamoto.
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Post by Spunk on Aug 28, 2006 18:03:48 GMT -5
I think Chuck should fight Wanderlei and get kneed in the face until his eyes pop out. But seeing as though Wandy of recent has been hit or miss, and has a tendency to stand and bang without really protecting himself all too well, and has a vulnerable chin, *sigh*
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Post by Smacked Ass on Aug 28, 2006 20:54:37 GMT -5
Yeah, if a Wand/CHACK fight should happen, Wand supporters had better kidnap his boy Thor (In a WHITE VAN!) and threaten Silva with all kinds of shit if he doesn't get aggressive in there with Liddell. Silva's MW tournament loss to Arona really pissed me off because I can't stand Arona, but also because it's just more of the same from the shrinking violet that is Wand. Plus, Silva carried out Sakuraba's belt to that match, defiling the good name of the Saku title.
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Sept 1, 2006 16:31:48 GMT -5
Seriously, this has to be the best season of TUF ever...
Matt Serra is looking more and more like a king of men - his devotion to Royce is a little odd, but learning he was one of the first jiu jitsu black belts in the US shows that Serra's got more respect for the heralds of BJJ than the average FIGHTERZZZ that take up space on a UFC card.
HATEHATEHATE Marc Laimon, for serious.
And maybe Pete Spratt should hang it up? If you've been in MMA for so long and you've done NOTHING to fix up the glaring weakness in your game - ground defense - after x amount of years, you really should consider stepping from MMA to say, kickboxing, where your stand up skills will really actually have a purpose.
But really, after last week's DeWees blood bath and PRINCE MINOWAWAWAWAWA'S dropkicking of Butterbean, MMA has my <3 for years.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Sept 23, 2006 17:45:22 GMT -5
So yeah, if UFC PPVs weren't so expensive, I'd seriously consider tonight's event for purchase. Jens Pulver is on the card, as is David Louiseau versus Mike Swick, and BABY JAY versus the Wraslin' Redneck, Mat Huges. I hope Penn fucks that clown up tonight, but I doubt he will. I think they'll be showing four fights, and recently (since the price increase) they haven't been showing undercard matches like they used to (saving them for DVD releases...). So, if your Kopeks are burning a hole in your seal skin loin cloth, UFC 63 is looking not too shabby. (or wait for 64 when Anderson Silva DECIMATES Rich Franklin ;D ).
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Sept 23, 2006 19:40:58 GMT -5
So yeah, if UFC PPVs weren't so expensive, I'd seriously consider tonight's event for purchase. Jens Pulver is on the card, as is David Louiseau versus Mike Swick, and BABY JAY versus the Wraslin' Redneck, Mat Huges. I hope Penn fucks that clown up tonight, but I doubt he will. I think they'll be showing four fights, and recently (since the price increase) they haven't been showing undercard matches like they used to (saving them for DVD releases...). So, if your Kopeks are burning a hole in your seal skin loin cloth, UFC 63 is looking not too shabby. (or wait for 64 when Anderson Silva DECIMATES Rich Franklin ;D ). I'm not sure I'm missing anything tonight - just another Matt Hughes match. UFC 64, now, that's exciting to me. For some abhorrent reason, I want to like Rich Franklin, and Anderson Silva is a damn fine fighter. Save them bells!
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Post by Smacked Ass on Sept 23, 2006 19:52:12 GMT -5
The UFC should call UFC 64 : Mutually Assured Destruction. If Silva's off that night (which is doubtful), it could be a LOOOONG night. I think Franklin hasn't been in the ring with a world class strike like Silva, and his chin will finally prove to be his downfall (Louiseau popped Franklin near the end of that fucking blood bath match of theirs and almost KOed Franklin, if only the Crow would have had the gas and the mental faculties to finish the job...). Silva by KO rd. 2.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Sept 24, 2006 9:44:53 GMT -5
I guess I should have kept my big mouth shut... SILVA is going to be CRITICAL!ed in the first five seconds via a Franklin GO 2 SLEEP! I hope this works! All of my picks for UFC 63 lost last night
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Post by motosada on Sept 24, 2006 10:21:11 GMT -5
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Rich Franklin did a fucking go 2 sleep? No way. I DEMAND VIDEO EVIDENCE!
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Post by Smacked Ass on Sept 24, 2006 17:58:59 GMT -5
... ........ Rich Franklin did a fucking go 2 sleep? No way. I DEMAND VIDEO EVIDENCE! No, I'm saying that that's how he'll beat Anderson Silva (but I don't mean it. I'm trying to see if by predicting a Franklin victory, I will hex him and he'll end up losing, just like every sports team and/or fighter that I cheer for.). ;D
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Post by Smacked Ass on Oct 4, 2006 22:44:59 GMT -5
Yo, I'm not a gambler by any sense of the word, but does this shit mean that bookies think Slamcock is going to win on Tuesday night? If so, where do I sign up to make some BELLS? Tee-Toe will drop Shamrock on his fucking head, realize that won't do anything, then throw a muffin at Shamrock's jaw for the KO victory.
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Post by motosada on Oct 4, 2006 23:15:39 GMT -5
No fucking kidding. I wanna lay down some cash, too, cuz I'd like to have a back-up plan for the holiday season in case I can't get a PS3.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Oct 9, 2006 22:39:48 GMT -5
So, who's watching Slamcock/Tito tomorrow for FREE?!?!
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Oct 10, 2006 10:00:54 GMT -5
So, who's watching Slamcock/Tito tomorrow for FREE?!?! SHIT BE FREE DAWG! YOU KNOW I BE ALL UP IN DAT!!! ... Until the "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTRRRRRRREEEEME Strip Poker" that'll feature less nudity than a WWE Pay Per View comes on. Then all bets are off.
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