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Post by jddelphin on Sept 12, 2008 16:51:53 GMT -5
Kurt Angle won't even job in a commercial. If TNA had a name change... - and someone in charge... - and a direction.... it would be fine. Nash (just as a progenitor of the style in wcw) and others INSISTENCE that the only route to take when not booking 'serious' and without 'stars' is comedy- -for EVERY GODDAMN PROMO OTHER THAN SOMETHING REALLY TOOSERIOUS! (dramatically speaking. it's either low-brow yuks or goth-fag level DRAMA) .. it is ridiculous. - and will drive casual viewers away because you can get that stuff better anywhere else and will drive wrestling fans away because it is STUPID. [/soap box]
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Post by orochigeese on Sept 12, 2008 18:40:47 GMT -5
Kurt Angle won't even job in a commercial. I LOL'd It must have been in his contract too - "MUST NOT LOOK BAD IN COMMERCIALS!" Seriously when I heard "TNA" i was thinking maybe a new DOA Xtreme Volleyball had come out and I hadn't heard about it. So when it was TNA wrestling, I was disappointed
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Post by jddelphin on Sept 23, 2008 16:47:14 GMT -5
lol
so- you know that TNA game that everyone hates?
yeah- it gets better.
You know what move Sting doesn't have? Scorpion Deathlock
Know what move Samoa Joe don't have? His choke sleeper
Know what move Kurt Angle don't have? Ankle Lock
Every character has all of 7 moves (which like the LoW games are completely unspecific) -one special 'finisher' and (get this) there are a total of 5 (count 'em!) 5 submission moves in the game TOTAL! (not counting the Steiner Recliner which is a character specific 'finisher'
wow. truly craptabulous!
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Sept 23, 2008 17:18:39 GMT -5
lol so- you know that TNA game that everyone hates? So, have you played it? I'm curious, but not $60 curious.
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Post by jddelphin on Sept 23, 2008 18:19:02 GMT -5
i rented. it's pretty, but boring and cheap -overall a hearty LAME experience.
I'd say worth a rental maybe...
-there's also a rather retarded story mode. primarily involving a-
(wait for it.....)
AMNESIA ANGLE!
AND you have to go through the story mode to unlock any moves for any edit mode-ing which is lackluster at best.
Overall-it's like something that could have been highly praised 14 years ago just for graphics.. and thats about when WRESTLEMANIA the Arcade Game came out, so... Think Giant Gram without any depth or gameplay (or moves, or anything)
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Post by orochigeese on Sept 23, 2008 20:15:29 GMT -5
Jinkies! This game turned out even worse then expected and THAT's saying something.
I can't believe those three don't have their finishers. This game was crapped out.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Sept 24, 2008 19:37:02 GMT -5
Man, it took those dudes FOREVER to put together another piece of pro-wrestling shit. That's brutal. Thanks for jumping on the grenade for team Dump by renting that pig, JD. Sorry you'll never get that time back...
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Post by jddelphin on Sept 24, 2008 21:56:16 GMT -5
man, sonnybone played it for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT and has a DETAILED review... Amazing- he has discovered levels of crappiness in the hours he played that were beyond me.... sonnybone.blogspot.com/
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Post by orochigeese on Sept 24, 2008 22:30:11 GMT -5
YES! I was hoping he'd do a full review! This has gotta be awesome
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Post by Slime on Oct 14, 2008 0:42:51 GMT -5
Kurt and Karen Angle divorcing? what happened?
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Post by motosada on Oct 14, 2008 0:44:02 GMT -5
Um... Kurt's insane?
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Post by orochigeese on Oct 14, 2008 14:39:15 GMT -5
Is this real though or just a TNA angle being "extended to real life?"
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Oct 14, 2008 14:47:44 GMT -5
Is this real though or just a TNA angle being "extended to real life?" Ok, check it, see, 'cuz this is how its all gonna play out. Karen Angle is gonna divorce Kurt in the IMPACT ZONE and Don West and Mike Tenay are gonna put on their serious voices for it, but Karen's going to not just divorce him but team up with STING to do it! He'll be all in the rafters then some rigging will let him slide into the ring where Karen Angle will reveal a Sting halfshirt under whatever top she was wearing and everybody will be like "HOLY GOD!" and then Kurt will team up with Kevin Nash and they'll do a bunch of drinking buddy clips before Kurt decides he really has had it with wrestling, and wants to reexplore his country music dabblings, but Kevin Nash gives his best SERIOUS FACE promo possible and tells Kurt that he's gotta kick Sting's ass for stealing his woman, and then they'll go to the PPV where Kurt and Sting will fight in the SIX SIDES OF STEEEEEEELLLLL and Kevin Nash will be at ringside, but Sting and the Angles will turn on Kevin Nash and it'll all have been one big swerve. Fuck yes. I've still got the touch.
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Post by orochigeese on Oct 14, 2008 14:52:52 GMT -5
THIS IS WHY MCPRO NEEDS TO RUN MORE SHOWS!!!!! ;D
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Post by MRW1215 on Apr 20, 2009 8:11:07 GMT -5
Wow, so... Apparently TNA decided to shift their top title from Sting to... Mick Foley. Way to go, TNA... They also brought in Bobby Lashley, which I guess isn't a bad thing... I always thought he had potential, in WWE, but his mic skills were blah, and he had too bland of a character. If he improves on that area in TNA, then cool, but if not, eh...
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