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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jan 19, 2008 11:16:48 GMT -5
The release date for No More Heroes got moved up.
BUY IT YOU COCKS. BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT.
Premise, again. Kid wins light saber on ebay. Decides to start killing assassins to get money, also, sex.
BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT.
[EDIT:] New date, Tuesday, January 22nd.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 19, 2008 11:34:18 GMT -5
"COCKS"? Since you put it that way. Done and done, I can't wait for No More Heroes. I think I'll trade in Halo 3 toward it. ;D
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Post by MRW1215 on Jan 19, 2008 11:36:48 GMT -5
I don't have money for NMH... I wonder if it'll be hard to find later.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 19, 2008 11:46:08 GMT -5
I doubt it, seeing as Nintendo would rather hide their consoles in a friggin warehouse than sell them, I'm thinking there will be lots of copies around. Besides, once people start playing it, and find out it's not just a button-mashing blood bath, they'll be all "WTF is this junk, I'm getting Madden!". Don't worry dude, just like all of the other shit with "LIMITED EDITION" or "COLLECTORS SPECIAL EDITION" on it and all of that kind of shit, it's just a ploy. If it was meant to be, No More Heroes will find YOU, grasshopper.
KoF XI and NGBC on the other hand will be on eBay for a zillion bucks a piece pretty soon ;D
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jan 19, 2008 13:22:17 GMT -5
"COCKS"? Since you put it that way. :) Done and done, I can't wait for No More Heroes. I think I'll trade in Halo 3 toward it. ;D I like to think my persuasive speaking skills have gotten better. But, seriously. We like violence. NMH promises it. As long as blood flies, we'll be cool.
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Post by motosada on Jan 19, 2008 15:26:18 GMT -5
The release date for No More Heroes got moved up. BUY IT YOU COCKS. BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT. Premise, again. Kid wins light saber on ebay. Decides to start killing assassins to get money, also, sex. BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT. [EDIT:] New date, Tuesday, January 22nd. OFN.
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Post by Slime on Jan 19, 2008 22:19:53 GMT -5
No More Heroes looks a lot of Grand Theft Auto, and GTA dies on me after a few hours. Should I still bother?
I'd say Nintendo is hiding all their shipments, to keep their demand high because once everybody gets a Wii, they'll get tired of it because of lack of high quality third party support.
...just throwing it out there.
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Post by motosada on Jan 20, 2008 1:15:36 GMT -5
Rule 1: Get Money Rule 2: GIT MONEY
If Nintendo were actually withholding stock, that goes against the first rule of business, which is GET FUCKING PAID. I've said this countless times before. No company in their right mind is going to NOT SELL THINGS THAT PEOPLE WANT TO BUY.
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Post by orochigeese on Jan 20, 2008 20:31:56 GMT -5
1) No More Heroes is on my "likely to buy" list. I may get it for a friend for his bday and then play it at his place to see how it is. Lightsabers + violence + sex + wrestling moves = win.
2) As moto said, company motto #1: "PROFIT". Which usually translates to get more money then spend it. So Nintendo NEEDS MONEY for profit. Also, in the midst of a system war now (no more "next gen" language. The future is NOW), I think Nintendo benefits more from actual console penetration (oh baby) then just hype at this point. X360 isnt doing half bad (i got my eyes on it for later this year) and even PS3 is managing to kick it into drive, rather then reverse. So I dont think Nintendo can afford to shuffle their feet and just be all: "We're the most desired system" rather then "We got more systems in houses then everyone else." I don't think they're holding back. Especially not with SMG already out and it going like hotcakes. People want the game, so they need the system. Nintendo knows this and they are trying to deliver.
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Post by motosada on Jan 21, 2008 2:43:39 GMT -5
New BRAWL update is Zelda and Shiek's Final Smash, the Light Arrow! Zelda/Shiek produce a giant bow with a likewise giant arrow and fire it in a straight line, blasting whomever is in the way to the great beyond! And to add to it, they've even created a couple slight differences between Zelda and Shiek using the move, including the direction the poor bastard hit by the Light Arrow gets blasted in.
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Post by motosada on Jan 21, 2008 15:20:20 GMT -5
So, uh... it seems that a new character in Brawl has been inadvertently unveiled; Lucario. Jigglypuff is also going to be coming back. Still no word on a "Pokémon Rival", though.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 21, 2008 22:27:21 GMT -5
What's a "Lucario"? Is that Italian for STARMAN?!?! It had better be.
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Post by motosada on Jan 21, 2008 22:51:43 GMT -5
It's one of them pokeymans.
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Post by motosada on Jan 21, 2008 23:34:13 GMT -5
Hey.
Jyou.
The same video that accidentally unveiled Jigglypuff and Lucario also unveiled one more yet-to-be unveiled character; NESS.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 21, 2008 23:54:44 GMT -5
NESS, eh? That must be l33t for STARMAN then, eh?
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