Post by Deibu-sama on Dec 19, 2006 16:50:18 GMT -5
So uhh, yeah, I had a strange idea t'other day. Here's the jist of it.
So yeah, discuss(the story is still in the air, I figured if I posted here more people would see it) and signup.
First name:
Second name:
Common name:(only applicable if I think you are)
DOB:
Height:
Weight:
Role and/or position:
Ideal roles/positions:(I know I won't get anywhere near this amount, the game will give me randomly generated players to fill what I won't get, I'll call these "recruits")
1 GK
1 Def R
1 Def L
2 Def C
1 Atk Mid R
2 Mid(or Def Mid) C
1 Stk or Fwd
1 Atk Mid L
Roles:
1 Asst Man
1 Coach
1 Physio
1 Scout
Remember, you can have more than 1 position, but if you are a player, you can only be Asst Man or Coach and not both.
The Dump FC added into the English Conf. 2nd Division North(Lowest division playable) with all of us with... "true abilities", which basically means we'll suck a phat cock, playing at the Bonarsteads(aboot 2,000 standing(not even terracing, it's just grass banks) with like 12 or so seats) and have a laugh at us trying desperately to cling to our place in the division and shit. Of course, we'd need a good story(eh? I'm willing to listen to ideas, anything from us needing a job to pay the bills to something completely stupid like saving the Earth from evil football playing aliens(who're also in our division)) but I dunno, the idea just whacked me in the face a few mins ago.
Sounds fun. I'm all for raising money to save an orphanage from being burned down by Cubans.
Or perhaps to raise the money to create a SEXY CHAIR so large it'll crush the EA studios with its SEXINESS!!!
For great justice, everlasting peace, or love and peace all sound like good reasons to me.
Hmm... how aboot this:
EA, being the evil bastards they are, setup a team and end up getting promoted to the Conf. 2nd div.(by evil, unrightious means) because they found out that selling sports games is not the only way to make shit tons of cash, as proven by Manchester United's(before they were taken over by that Yank who stripped all their assests to boost his own bank account) expansion into selling shitloads of shirts, merchandise, and having a huge stadium.
Of course, us having found this out, we have to STOP THEM! So we formed our team and got promoted(by using our total awesomeness) to the conf. 2nd div.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE~!
EA, being the evil bastards they are, setup a team and end up getting promoted to the Conf. 2nd div.(by evil, unrightious means) because they found out that selling sports games is not the only way to make shit tons of cash, as proven by Manchester United's(before they were taken over by that Yank who stripped all their assests to boost his own bank account) expansion into selling shitloads of shirts, merchandise, and having a huge stadium.
Of course, us having found this out, we have to STOP THEM! So we formed our team and got promoted(by using our total awesomeness) to the conf. 2nd div.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE~!
So yeah, discuss(the story is still in the air, I figured if I posted here more people would see it) and signup.
First name:
Second name:
Common name:(only applicable if I think you are)
DOB:
Height:
Weight:
Role and/or position:
Ideal roles/positions:(I know I won't get anywhere near this amount, the game will give me randomly generated players to fill what I won't get, I'll call these "recruits")
1 GK
1 Def R
1 Def L
2 Def C
1 Atk Mid R
2 Mid(or Def Mid) C
1 Stk or Fwd
1 Atk Mid L
Roles:
1 Asst Man
1 Coach
1 Physio
1 Scout
Remember, you can have more than 1 position, but if you are a player, you can only be Asst Man or Coach and not both.