Fatman Prowres Update 3/6/06

[Deibu-sama]

After the shocking events of last week where SAIKYOU Spunk was able to Kenka Kick a piece of glass out of the air into Stuart to win the Fatman Prowres Hardcore Championship, we decided to catch up with Spunk, while we never managed to get an interview with him, he let us film as he was having a discussion with Dave Fairbairn.

*image switches to what looks like Tweedmouth, most likely the Prior Park area*

Fairbairn: *walking in the gate* Yo.

Spunk: *stood in the garden* Hey man, I normally wouldn't call you about this shit, but this is just too fawked up not to call someone and you're the only guy I know in Berwick if you don't count that retarded little punk and that brother of yours.

Fairbairn: I'll put some money on this being about whatever the fuck 'appened at Shielfield t'other day.

Spunk: Yeah. You're fucking it is. Seriously, I rented this shitty little appartment for use in doing the Fatman Prowres league and you should see what I found in the shed. It's in the back yard.

*they go past the side of the building into the back yard and then enter the shed, where Fairbairn just stares at... a... uhh... big glowing machine thingy*

Fairbairn: *walking around examining the machine* Is that... what I think it is..?

Spunk: Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know what the fawk I done, I just pressed a couple of buttons and bam, I had these weird powers what I used to smash Stuart's face in with.

Fairbairn: Right... Davedavedave... stop right there man. You turn it on?

Spunk: From what I can guess the thing was already on, it was pissing me off 'cause it sucks up the electricity like no one's business and I was sick of having to go buy electric topup cards. So I tried to turn it the fuck off.

Fairbairn: So uhh... who exactly did you rent this place from? I mean, you have a name or appearance?

Spunk: His name was Moe Bison, he was dressed like a postman with a cape. Why? You know the guy?

Fairbairn: M... Bison... Dressed as a postman with a cape... Are you fucking sure, man?

Spunk: Are you calling me a liar?

Fairbairn: No... it's just that... well, you know what this fucking is?!

Spunk: Would I've asked you if I knew what it fawking was?

Fairbairn: YOU HAVE THE FUCKING PSYCHO DRIVE IN YOUR SHED!

Spunk: What the FUCK is the pyscho drive?!

Fairbairn: I don't really have the foggiest. Capcom never explained it. But however... it does give me an idea for if we can figure how to work the thing.

Spunk: Oh yeah?

*screen goes back to RIB in the studio*

Yeah, that's when the batteries in my video camera run out. Sorry about that.

See you all next time, when we will hopefully have more news on this mysterious "psycho drive" which the 2 Daves have found in Walsh's garden shed.

lololololol faed

OoC: Before saying "OMG IT IS MIEK BISON!", that is Balrog, the M in M.Bison for the US/EU vers was never given, and I thought I'd be creative.

[Deibu-sama]

News for 9/6/06

-Lisa Robinson today revealed more matches for the Fatman Prowres Riot in the Park show, which Dave Fairbairn had originally planned to just be a big event for the Football Riot match, but Robinson told us Mr. Fairbairn had changed his mind after Saturday's meeting with the Saikyou Outlaw Spunk.

While Robinson said she didn't know the exact details for, as she put it, "what they were scheming" but both Daves seem to be very tight-lipped, but confirm that the event will have no ring and the entire pitch at Firs Park will be used as the battlefield for the matches, as well as various weapons spread around for use in the football riot, and these rules will be applied to all matches at the show.

Confirmed matches for Riot in the Park:

Dave Fairbairn/SAIKYOU Spunk/Jarrett McEwan vs. OrochiGeese/Figaro/Clyde

Martin Fairbairn/Victor Dod vs. Steve Provenzano/Kazuki Katatama

Hardcore Tournament 1st round final match: Riot Match: Stuart Robinson vs. Martin Wilson vs. Dazz vs. Lisa Robinson vs. Axel Stone(other entrants TBC)

-We once again followed SAIKYOU Spunk after last Saturday's episode in his shed. We couldn't get any good footage like last week, but a lot of them time he seemed to be talking to Dave Fairbairn, either by phone or in person about the "Psycho Drive" they found in his shed.

While we couldn't get a camera inside the shed, we were able to catch some things from outside, such as a big blue flash after Fairbairn let out a scream of "HADOOOOOUKEEEN!", repeat shouts of "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" from both men, Walsh calling Fairbairn a moron and what we believe may have been the voice of a demon.

We interviewed both men later on, they are still keeping kinda schtum about the whole thing, but Fairbairn says to watch Fatman Prowres in the next few weeks as they will be revealing some of their research during events, starting with Riot in the Park's 6-man tag match where they are teaming with heavyweight champion Jarrett McEwan to take on the Orochi-O's team of OrochiGeese, Figaro and Clyde.