Post by orochigeese on Jun 7, 2007 14:32:45 GMT -5
*OG is reading his afternoon newspaper when Holly runs into his office.*
OG: "Is something wrong?"
*Holly attempts to speak between fits of catching her breath*
Holly: "It's...*Catches breath* BACK!"
OG: "What's back? Figaro's rash?"
Holly: "NO...well...NO! Something even worse! Even more irritating!"
OG: "Tell me already!"
Holly: "I don't know how you're gonna take this...cause...you took so much pride in kil-"
OG: "WHAT IS BACK, WOMAN!?"
*Holly puts her hands on her hips in a "o no you din't talk to me like that" way*
Holly: "McPro is back, ya loser! Yanno, the promotion you...no, WE killed!?"
*OG gets a look of shock on his face for about one moment...then leans back in his chair with a smile and folds his hands behind his neck looking perfectly relaxed and content.*
Holly: "Did you just hear me!? McPro, the promotion we allegedly killed is BACK!! Remember, we were boasting to everyone that we killed it!? Now how is it gonna look!?"
OG: "My dear Holly...in some ways you are still so naive. Don't you see...this is a wonderful opportunity."
Holly: "But...they'll just rub it in our faces like we did to them!"
OG: "Holly...what is the only thing better then killing a rival's promotion?"
Holly: "Winning all their championships and THEN killing it?"
*OG considers this and nods thoughtfully*
OG: "Ok, what is the SECOND thing better then killing a rival's promotion?"
Holly: "I dunno..."
*OG leans forward in his chair, his eyes maniacal*
OG: "Killing it...TWICE."
*Holly looks surprised for a second at Geese's calm and resolve but then starts snickering.*
OG: "Alert the troops...it is time for another invasion, and yet another act of McPro-icide."
*Holly does a fake military salute and then marches out of the office as OG grins and cracks his knuckles*
OG: "Is something wrong?"
*Holly attempts to speak between fits of catching her breath*
Holly: "It's...*Catches breath* BACK!"
OG: "What's back? Figaro's rash?"
Holly: "NO...well...NO! Something even worse! Even more irritating!"
OG: "Tell me already!"
Holly: "I don't know how you're gonna take this...cause...you took so much pride in kil-"
OG: "WHAT IS BACK, WOMAN!?"
*Holly puts her hands on her hips in a "o no you din't talk to me like that" way*
Holly: "McPro is back, ya loser! Yanno, the promotion you...no, WE killed!?"
*OG gets a look of shock on his face for about one moment...then leans back in his chair with a smile and folds his hands behind his neck looking perfectly relaxed and content.*
Holly: "Did you just hear me!? McPro, the promotion we allegedly killed is BACK!! Remember, we were boasting to everyone that we killed it!? Now how is it gonna look!?"
OG: "My dear Holly...in some ways you are still so naive. Don't you see...this is a wonderful opportunity."
Holly: "But...they'll just rub it in our faces like we did to them!"
OG: "Holly...what is the only thing better then killing a rival's promotion?"
Holly: "Winning all their championships and THEN killing it?"
*OG considers this and nods thoughtfully*
OG: "Ok, what is the SECOND thing better then killing a rival's promotion?"
Holly: "I dunno..."
*OG leans forward in his chair, his eyes maniacal*
OG: "Killing it...TWICE."
*Holly looks surprised for a second at Geese's calm and resolve but then starts snickering.*
OG: "Alert the troops...it is time for another invasion, and yet another act of McPro-icide."
*Holly does a fake military salute and then marches out of the office as OG grins and cracks his knuckles*
