McLanahan: "Frustration!"

[Joe Snack Road]

Twinky McLanahan paces back and forth in what appears to be the McPro offices, as people work (?) in the background, apparantly digging up the next big scoop in McPro Wres News! But Twinky, discontent and frustrated stops in the middle of the offices and jumps up and down screaming.

[Twinky:] I WANNA CHOP SOMEONE! DAMMIT!

[McPro Wres News Peon:] THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCLUSIVE!

[Twinky:] I wanna chop someone, really hard! A lot!

[McPWNPeon:] OH! Perhaps a rematch of your EPIC cage match with Jack Dod? INSIDE A CAGE?!

[Twinky:] ...

[McPWNPeon:] Or, we could find Rass Rockman's white van and get another match with him!

[Twinky:] ...

[McPWNPeon:] Or, we could find you some of the JustiKaizers!

[Twinky:] ...

Nick Strife enters the room, looking fairly contented and flipping through a magazine.

[Nick:] Oh, man, check this out! It says McPro is the number one independant wrestling promotion in the midwest!

Twinky, frustrated, turns and chops Nick in the chest, just once - but hard enough to make him drop the magazine, and howl in pain.

[Nick:] SON OF A BITCH!

Twinky storms off, and Nick is left to ponder why teh fuck he just got chopped.