Post by mike on Jul 24, 2006 19:36:13 GMT -5
02:23 HOURS - JULY 22, 2006
(Somewhere high above South Dakota, U.S.A. streaks a formidable looking stealth helicopter; it's exterior's jetblack finish marred by deep pock marks, it's missile bays empty. This machine of war has seen battle recently but the damage it carries as evidence of this does not seem to slow it's rapid pace, nor the grim determination of the men within...
Seated within the passenger bay are a group of men familiar to any who follow the world of professional wrestling, for they are members of the Valiant Wrestling Alliance. But while you may know them as extraordinary atheletes putting their bodies on the line night in and night out for your entertainment, you may be unfamiliar with a far more dangerous battle they have very recently become involved in; one that promises to change their lives....forever.)
Captain Kickass: (Yelling ahead to the pilot) Thunderstrike!
Thunderstrike: Sir!
Captain Kickass: ETA to Rapid City!
Thunderstrike: Approximately twenty-two minutes, sir!
(Kickass turns around to face the men in the passenger bay)
Kickass: Gentlemen, we have faced hell tonight!
(He looks down, adjusting his tattered gear, strangely at a loss for words)
Kickass: I knew that this day might come, readied myself and all of you for it the best way I knew how, and still it wasn't enough!
Frog Jones: Awwww, Cap, this....
Kickass: (Raising his hand to stop Jones from continuing) Please, soldier. Let me finish.
We lost an important battle against the Moon Demons recently, got our asses handed to us so badly we couldn't tell which way to put them back on! Our comrades have been lost, taken God knows where and it is only because of the quick thinking of Wyatt that we are not with them, too!
Mercer Spade: (Glowering at McKidd, then back at Kickass) That traitor? If it wasn't for him leading the F.B.I. to our doorstep we might have been able to rush ECLIPSE, might have been able to...
Kickass: I have had about enough of that, do you hear me soldier?!?
(Spade folds his arms with a grunt, then lowers his head and sulks)
Kickass: Wyatt is a newcomer, just like you Spade! He treated the Moon Demon threat with the skepticism any civilian would! All he wanted to do was save his brother and that is an honorable venture. He knows now what we are facing...do you not McKidd?
McKidd: Ya gawdamn right I do!
Kickass: Like I said, soldiers! We lost this battle, and lost badly! But if we want any chance at all of winning THE WAR we need to stick together as a unit! There is absolutely NO ROOM FOR DISSENSION! Are we clear?
Red Coogan, Jones, McKidd, Spade: YES SIR!!
Kickass: Now, because I was able to activate a homing beacon before losing unconsciousness an old friend of mine, Thunderstrike, was able to haul ass and rescue us from the clutches of the enemy! Without him, we would be lost so you should, from this moment forward, consider him as loyal to this cause as any of you! He is a tremendous fighter and an expert pilot that has gotten me out of many a jam in the past!
All: YES SIR!!
Kickass: Now, Jones will need to attend to some matters in the civilian world. He will be leaving you shortly to do so. But Thunderstrike will be transporting you to a secret base of operations where you will prepare for the assault on ECLIPSE!
Jones: But Cap, sir, I want to help out! There's so much we don't know about ECLIPSE, we don't even know where this Negadome of theirs is!
Kickass: Jones, you have proven yourself without a shadow of a doubt recently! I would trust you not only with my life, but with these men and all of humanity! But you must continue to honor prior obligations, defend your WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship, keep up appearances in McPro. We will come and get you as needed and you WILL be needed!
Jones: But, won't the agents of ECLIPSE be looking for me?
Kickass: (Putting a hand on Jones shoulder and looking him square in the face) As long as you are a member of my squad you have nothing to fear soldier. We've got your six.
Kickass: (Back to the group) Our time will be spent doing all there is in our power to infiltrate and disrupt the inner workings of ECLIPSE! They made a tremendous mistake in allowing our band to live, one that we will make them regret sooner than later!
All: SIR!!!
Thunderstrike: Rapid City fast approaching sir!
Kickass: This is where you get off Jones. Do me a favor and notify the McLanahan Pro management that I intend to fulfill all duties as McPro Head Of Security!
Jones: But, sir? Isn't the threat of ECLIPSE far more important?
Kickass: Negative, soldier! Wherever freedom is being threatened I will stay 'till the fight's done, fighting for freedom over land, sea or air! Midwest Pro Wrestling and their ilk are NO different than ECLIPSE, bullying innocents into following THEIR twisted ideals! But as long as Captain Kickass is present they will find at least one man that will stand strong, leading the way towards VICTORY!
All: SIR!!!
(The helicopter makes a lightning speed descent, turning at the same time as Thunderstrike angles it just inches above a flat piece of land. Not many pilots could have executed such a manuever so expertly...
Jones leaps out of the chopper and stops to lock hands with Kickass. They exchange a look of mutual respect...)
Kickass: Today you have become a Demon Fighter son! Do me and the rest of us proud!
Jones: Yes sir! (Turns to dash off into the night)
Kickass: Keep ever vigilant!!!!
(Somewhere high above South Dakota, U.S.A. streaks a formidable looking stealth helicopter; it's exterior's jetblack finish marred by deep pock marks, it's missile bays empty. This machine of war has seen battle recently but the damage it carries as evidence of this does not seem to slow it's rapid pace, nor the grim determination of the men within...
Seated within the passenger bay are a group of men familiar to any who follow the world of professional wrestling, for they are members of the Valiant Wrestling Alliance. But while you may know them as extraordinary atheletes putting their bodies on the line night in and night out for your entertainment, you may be unfamiliar with a far more dangerous battle they have very recently become involved in; one that promises to change their lives....forever.)
Captain Kickass: (Yelling ahead to the pilot) Thunderstrike!
Thunderstrike: Sir!
Captain Kickass: ETA to Rapid City!
Thunderstrike: Approximately twenty-two minutes, sir!
(Kickass turns around to face the men in the passenger bay)
Kickass: Gentlemen, we have faced hell tonight!
(He looks down, adjusting his tattered gear, strangely at a loss for words)
Kickass: I knew that this day might come, readied myself and all of you for it the best way I knew how, and still it wasn't enough!
Frog Jones: Awwww, Cap, this....
Kickass: (Raising his hand to stop Jones from continuing) Please, soldier. Let me finish.
We lost an important battle against the Moon Demons recently, got our asses handed to us so badly we couldn't tell which way to put them back on! Our comrades have been lost, taken God knows where and it is only because of the quick thinking of Wyatt that we are not with them, too!
Mercer Spade: (Glowering at McKidd, then back at Kickass) That traitor? If it wasn't for him leading the F.B.I. to our doorstep we might have been able to rush ECLIPSE, might have been able to...
Kickass: I have had about enough of that, do you hear me soldier?!?
(Spade folds his arms with a grunt, then lowers his head and sulks)
Kickass: Wyatt is a newcomer, just like you Spade! He treated the Moon Demon threat with the skepticism any civilian would! All he wanted to do was save his brother and that is an honorable venture. He knows now what we are facing...do you not McKidd?
McKidd: Ya gawdamn right I do!
Kickass: Like I said, soldiers! We lost this battle, and lost badly! But if we want any chance at all of winning THE WAR we need to stick together as a unit! There is absolutely NO ROOM FOR DISSENSION! Are we clear?
Red Coogan, Jones, McKidd, Spade: YES SIR!!
Kickass: Now, because I was able to activate a homing beacon before losing unconsciousness an old friend of mine, Thunderstrike, was able to haul ass and rescue us from the clutches of the enemy! Without him, we would be lost so you should, from this moment forward, consider him as loyal to this cause as any of you! He is a tremendous fighter and an expert pilot that has gotten me out of many a jam in the past!
All: YES SIR!!
Kickass: Now, Jones will need to attend to some matters in the civilian world. He will be leaving you shortly to do so. But Thunderstrike will be transporting you to a secret base of operations where you will prepare for the assault on ECLIPSE!
Jones: But Cap, sir, I want to help out! There's so much we don't know about ECLIPSE, we don't even know where this Negadome of theirs is!
Kickass: Jones, you have proven yourself without a shadow of a doubt recently! I would trust you not only with my life, but with these men and all of humanity! But you must continue to honor prior obligations, defend your WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship, keep up appearances in McPro. We will come and get you as needed and you WILL be needed!
Jones: But, won't the agents of ECLIPSE be looking for me?
Kickass: (Putting a hand on Jones shoulder and looking him square in the face) As long as you are a member of my squad you have nothing to fear soldier. We've got your six.
Kickass: (Back to the group) Our time will be spent doing all there is in our power to infiltrate and disrupt the inner workings of ECLIPSE! They made a tremendous mistake in allowing our band to live, one that we will make them regret sooner than later!
All: SIR!!!
Thunderstrike: Rapid City fast approaching sir!
Kickass: This is where you get off Jones. Do me a favor and notify the McLanahan Pro management that I intend to fulfill all duties as McPro Head Of Security!
Jones: But, sir? Isn't the threat of ECLIPSE far more important?
Kickass: Negative, soldier! Wherever freedom is being threatened I will stay 'till the fight's done, fighting for freedom over land, sea or air! Midwest Pro Wrestling and their ilk are NO different than ECLIPSE, bullying innocents into following THEIR twisted ideals! But as long as Captain Kickass is present they will find at least one man that will stand strong, leading the way towards VICTORY!
All: SIR!!!
(The helicopter makes a lightning speed descent, turning at the same time as Thunderstrike angles it just inches above a flat piece of land. Not many pilots could have executed such a manuever so expertly...
Jones leaps out of the chopper and stops to lock hands with Kickass. They exchange a look of mutual respect...)
Kickass: Today you have become a Demon Fighter son! Do me and the rest of us proud!
Jones: Yes sir! (Turns to dash off into the night)
Kickass: Keep ever vigilant!!!!