Post by orochigeese on Jul 21, 2006 20:17:15 GMT -5
*OrochiGeese sits in the Orochi-O's Library, in a plush leather chair. He is actually smiling*
OG: "Greetings McPro. I come to you in a room that is probably not that unfamiliar to you. As some of you had witnessed a month ago, Holly took it upon her to introduce this room in one of her profanity and sexual-innuendo laced diatribes in OG-Joshi.. I am not here to do the same, nor am I here to "immortalize" Chapel Hillcrest in the same manner Holly did to Haley Cannon. The reason I am before you today in THIS room is to answer a question I have gotten a lot since NAVI-2 this week, mostly from reporters."
*OG does his best impression of pro wrestling RIGS, trying to make his voice as pathetic and meek as possible. He even contorts his face to reflect their clueless expressions.*
OG: "Oh Mr. Geese, Mr. Geese...what is your reaction to losing at NAVI-2? Are you...are you mad?"
*OG returns to his regular voice and demeanor*
OG: "My reaction? *Laughs* Despite the injuries sustained to Mr. Clyde, injuries that will not get in the way of his future scheduled matches, I am quite happy with how everything went, really."
OG: "Surprised? Are you all SURPRISED to hear that? Of course you are, since you are all pathetic and ignorant. You have no idea how I got to the highly successful point I am at, so everything I do and every reaction I have confuses you all. Especially you, Chapel Hillcrest."
OG: "Why am I even in this library right now? Do you think I could have achieved my level of astronomical...no...let me put this in terms YOU can understand and relate to, Chapel. Do you think I could have achieved my level of Divine success without educating myself fully on my interests and planning out my pursuits? Knowledge really IS power, Mr. Hillcrest. Every successful campaign and conquest in history was thanks to that fact. And while gastropods like you sit around flexing your external muscles..."
*OG makes a mocking show of cracking his knuckles and doing bicep flexes*
OG: "Chaotic prophets like me flex the one muscle that MATTERS in this world, my brain. But in order to fully flex and grow that muscle, I requred knowledge. And that is exactly what I got at NAVI-2. Being in the ring with you for the first time allowed me some helpful insight on your condition and that of Mr. Wesley: insight that will come in handy, I assure you. Because NAVI-2 was just the beginning. Our war is not over, Chapel, not until I say it is. And when that dark day comes for you, you'll realize that our battle at NAVI-2 did not end up in your favor afterall...
OG: "It just fed my violence, it just fed your downfall. You see, the more I know, the more I'm capable of. The more I'm capable of, the higher the stakes of chaos become: beyond your wildest dreams. Knowledge, in addition to rage, feed my chaos, Mr. Hillcrest. My whole career has shown that. Taking minor losses to bounce back to MAJOR victories and deadly actions....THAT has been the theme of my career. That has been the Divine equation of cost/benefit that allows my chaotic success to grow stronger each year. Do not think you are immune to being a victim in that phenomena, do not think you can disprove an equation witnessed as fact. And do not think that the formula is not already in motion, as it has started at NAVI-2."
OG: "You may not agree with that, Chapel, you don't strike me as a strong student. What we CAN both agree to is that I did not suffer a "meaningless" loss at NAVI-2. But what seperates you and I, in that regard, is which one of us sees the TRUE meaning behind that loss....and which other one of us suffers unspeakable pain, punishment, and humiliation due to failing to find the right answer..."
OG: "I'll see you real soon, Chapel Hillcrest. I encourage you to "hit the books" in the meantime."
*OG smirks and the camera fades*
OG: "Greetings McPro. I come to you in a room that is probably not that unfamiliar to you. As some of you had witnessed a month ago, Holly took it upon her to introduce this room in one of her profanity and sexual-innuendo laced diatribes in OG-Joshi.. I am not here to do the same, nor am I here to "immortalize" Chapel Hillcrest in the same manner Holly did to Haley Cannon. The reason I am before you today in THIS room is to answer a question I have gotten a lot since NAVI-2 this week, mostly from reporters."
*OG does his best impression of pro wrestling RIGS, trying to make his voice as pathetic and meek as possible. He even contorts his face to reflect their clueless expressions.*
OG: "Oh Mr. Geese, Mr. Geese...what is your reaction to losing at NAVI-2? Are you...are you mad?"
*OG returns to his regular voice and demeanor*
OG: "My reaction? *Laughs* Despite the injuries sustained to Mr. Clyde, injuries that will not get in the way of his future scheduled matches, I am quite happy with how everything went, really."
OG: "Surprised? Are you all SURPRISED to hear that? Of course you are, since you are all pathetic and ignorant. You have no idea how I got to the highly successful point I am at, so everything I do and every reaction I have confuses you all. Especially you, Chapel Hillcrest."
OG: "Why am I even in this library right now? Do you think I could have achieved my level of astronomical...no...let me put this in terms YOU can understand and relate to, Chapel. Do you think I could have achieved my level of Divine success without educating myself fully on my interests and planning out my pursuits? Knowledge really IS power, Mr. Hillcrest. Every successful campaign and conquest in history was thanks to that fact. And while gastropods like you sit around flexing your external muscles..."
*OG makes a mocking show of cracking his knuckles and doing bicep flexes*
OG: "Chaotic prophets like me flex the one muscle that MATTERS in this world, my brain. But in order to fully flex and grow that muscle, I requred knowledge. And that is exactly what I got at NAVI-2. Being in the ring with you for the first time allowed me some helpful insight on your condition and that of Mr. Wesley: insight that will come in handy, I assure you. Because NAVI-2 was just the beginning. Our war is not over, Chapel, not until I say it is. And when that dark day comes for you, you'll realize that our battle at NAVI-2 did not end up in your favor afterall...
OG: "It just fed my violence, it just fed your downfall. You see, the more I know, the more I'm capable of. The more I'm capable of, the higher the stakes of chaos become: beyond your wildest dreams. Knowledge, in addition to rage, feed my chaos, Mr. Hillcrest. My whole career has shown that. Taking minor losses to bounce back to MAJOR victories and deadly actions....THAT has been the theme of my career. That has been the Divine equation of cost/benefit that allows my chaotic success to grow stronger each year. Do not think you are immune to being a victim in that phenomena, do not think you can disprove an equation witnessed as fact. And do not think that the formula is not already in motion, as it has started at NAVI-2."
OG: "You may not agree with that, Chapel, you don't strike me as a strong student. What we CAN both agree to is that I did not suffer a "meaningless" loss at NAVI-2. But what seperates you and I, in that regard, is which one of us sees the TRUE meaning behind that loss....and which other one of us suffers unspeakable pain, punishment, and humiliation due to failing to find the right answer..."
OG: "I'll see you real soon, Chapel Hillcrest. I encourage you to "hit the books" in the meantime."
*OG smirks and the camera fades*