Post by Joe Snack Road on Jun 16, 2006 14:51:38 GMT -5
McPro Interview Monkey (actually the booking monkey in a new diaper) sits on Twinky McLanahan's shoulders, as Twinky starts talking, despite the monkey not asking questions. HEY!
[Twinky:] July 20th, 2006, at the Rushmore Raceway Park, McLanahan Pro puts on it's BIGGEST SHOW EVER, and while it's not our biggest show of the year, its gonna probably be in the top twelve.
And I will be facing Bak Fu in the
n event of this match.
Now, I've been asked a LOT of - okay, two questions. One, there was a lot of people like, "OH MY GOD ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?"
The answer to that is yes. If ANYTHING, announcing that match first, way back in February has given me FIVE MONTHS to answer that one question.
Two, "How are you preparing for this match?"
I like that question, but I only got it like, five or six times. But it does have to be looked at! I drill it into every McLanahan Gym student, I have Juli drill it into every McLanahan Gym student, and any other trainers we have do the same thing: You have to prepare for your matches!
To train for Bak Fu is very hard - the only people that wrestle like Bak Fu only do it when they're angry and ready to kill somebody. Bak Fu, I've seen him tear people up and go backstage ready to buy everybody a beer or pizza. He LIKES what he does, and what he does is drop people on their heads!
It's like... you know its gonna happen. You try and you try to avoid that, but you can't. If Bak Fu wants to drop me on my head, I might as well just jump on my head: it's gonna happen, because he wills it.
...I'm trying not to ramble here, but if I had to pick ONE advantage I have now, its that we haven't wrestled each other in four years. Back then, I was just a hair away from being thrown into the cruiserweight division. Now, I'm not JUST a heavyweight, I'm PW-Wild's Unified World Heavyweight Champion!
Four years is a long time... I've changed a lot - I'm bigger, I wrestle stronger. Last time I only matched up with Bak Fu because I had chairs, chains, weapons... this time, it's me and Bak Fu, and am I afraid? Hell yeah, I'm afraid. When I step into that ring, I live by the Grace of Bak Fu alone - if he wants me crippled, there's no way I walk out of that Raceway park.
I spend every day training, working my body to the point of exhaustion - not to BEAT Bak Fu, to SURVIVE Bak Fu.
To me, that's victory.
Scene end!
[Twinky:] July 20th, 2006, at the Rushmore Raceway Park, McLanahan Pro puts on it's BIGGEST SHOW EVER, and while it's not our biggest show of the year, its gonna probably be in the top twelve.
And I will be facing Bak Fu in the
n event of this match.Now, I've been asked a LOT of - okay, two questions. One, there was a lot of people like, "OH MY GOD ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?"
The answer to that is yes. If ANYTHING, announcing that match first, way back in February has given me FIVE MONTHS to answer that one question.
Two, "How are you preparing for this match?"
I like that question, but I only got it like, five or six times. But it does have to be looked at! I drill it into every McLanahan Gym student, I have Juli drill it into every McLanahan Gym student, and any other trainers we have do the same thing: You have to prepare for your matches!
To train for Bak Fu is very hard - the only people that wrestle like Bak Fu only do it when they're angry and ready to kill somebody. Bak Fu, I've seen him tear people up and go backstage ready to buy everybody a beer or pizza. He LIKES what he does, and what he does is drop people on their heads!
It's like... you know its gonna happen. You try and you try to avoid that, but you can't. If Bak Fu wants to drop me on my head, I might as well just jump on my head: it's gonna happen, because he wills it.
...I'm trying not to ramble here, but if I had to pick ONE advantage I have now, its that we haven't wrestled each other in four years. Back then, I was just a hair away from being thrown into the cruiserweight division. Now, I'm not JUST a heavyweight, I'm PW-Wild's Unified World Heavyweight Champion!
Four years is a long time... I've changed a lot - I'm bigger, I wrestle stronger. Last time I only matched up with Bak Fu because I had chairs, chains, weapons... this time, it's me and Bak Fu, and am I afraid? Hell yeah, I'm afraid. When I step into that ring, I live by the Grace of Bak Fu alone - if he wants me crippled, there's no way I walk out of that Raceway park.
I spend every day training, working my body to the point of exhaustion - not to BEAT Bak Fu, to SURVIVE Bak Fu.
To me, that's victory.
Scene end!