Post by orochigeese on Jun 1, 2006 18:51:34 GMT -5
*Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno is walking through the hallways of McPro Offices. She has the LAWL OMG Title on her right shoulder and is wearing a new Generation NEON T-shirt. However, the shirt seems a bit different then the one she originally received, and the one currently sold to McPro fans. And that is because she took the liberty of "modding" it to give it a tighter fit on her hard body. She cut off the sleeves as well as the bottom of the shirt to a point just above her perfect abs. The Generation NEON logos on the front and the back were untouched by the cutting, and she's rockin the shirt in a way to turn some heads*
*One head is turned as it's cohabiting body walks down the hallway! The body (and head) belongs to a McPro RIG! The RIG approaches Ruby and is salivating at the sight of her*
RIG: "You...um, that's a nice shirt!"
Ruby: "Damn right it is. It's on MY body and represents the best group of wrestlers in McPro and the world today! Generation NEON!"
RIG: "I didn't know McPro was selling female NEON shirts too."
Ruby: "Actually, I specifically told the McPro Office NOT to sell anything resembling this version I made. Why? Because it would be an affront to the dignity of this shirt and what it represents if some ugly, overweight, putrid female fan tried to don this shirt in a feeble attempt to look "purty."
RIG: "So only YOU can wear that specific style Generation NEON shirt?"
Ruby: "Only I have the body for such a shirt, only I have the dignity..."
RIG: "Do you have the grace?"
Ruby: "ANY type of "grace" isn't good enough for ME..."
RIG: "Well, back to McPro, the world was shocked when Generation NEON was revealed.
Ruby: "The world hasn't seen ANYTHING yet. Generation NEON formed to ROCK the fashion world!"
RIG: "Fashion world? This is sports ent..um, professional wrestling!"
Ruby: "Don't interrupt and you might learn something for a change."
RIG: "I doubt it, but it's worth a try."
*Ruby eyes RIG with contempt and then gives a resigned sigh to his stupidity*
Ruby: "Generation NEON is here to rock the fashion AND wrestling world. For you see, as beautiful as these new geNEON shirts are...they will look even BETTER once they are adorned with the finest gold jewelry..."
RIG: "You gonna get some pimp ice?"
Ruby: "NO! Generation NEON will soon be adorned with every McPro Championship Belt available!"
RIG: "So no pimp ice?"
*Ruby taps her foot and stares in annoyance at RIG*
Ruby: "You see, Generation NEON was put together to take over McPro. Gavin Usher is primed to win the "Best of the SuperIndy Tournament" this summer and then go on to beat Travis Wilkes for the McPro Cruiserweight Championship!"
RIG: "Ok..."
Ruby: "And our heralds of education, Reade and Wright.."
*RIG giggles*
Ruby: "Our HERALDS of education, Dwaybe Reade and Ryan Wright are now on the path to the McPro Tag Team Championships!"
RIG: "And maybe they can team with "James Rithmetic" to win the OG-FPD World Six Man Championships!"
Ruby: "Do...they still even have those belts?"
RIG: "I dunno...but you totally ignored my joke..."
*Ruby shakes her head to refocus her thoughts*
Ruby: "As for me...ALREADY a decorated and glamorous Champion...
*Ruby points to and then massages her OMG Title*
RIG: "Oh yeah, baby...rub that gold..."
*Ruby slaps the RIG*
Ruby: "Engage in perversion in your OWN time!"
*RIG cowers*
Ruby: "As for me...I will soon be adding the McPro Globally Honored Pants to my wardrobe."
RIG: "Well, first you have to get through McPro's Trainer, Juli Tanaka."
Ruby: "Yes...that is ONE of the things I came here to find out, who my next opponent is. And it turns out it's none other then the woman I almost crippled in my first McPro outing. I can promise you, Juli, that you'll be no more successful in stopping me at Navigation-2 then you were in our last match. Only next time, I might not let go of the "Quartz-Tortion" at all!"
*RIG cowers again*
Ruby: "You think me a sadist!? *Ruby laughs* I just want to make an impression on behalf of Generation NEON. And that match with Juli will be my first McPro singles match on a big stage. So I want to show everyone that Generation NEON can do what we want to anyone we choose."
RIG: "So...um, you said you had another reason to be here today?"
Ruby: "I'm don't plan to fully reveal that yet. Just know this...I will be keeping an eye on both Visper Karr and Patty Sirloin. They are having a match at Navigation-2 to decide who gets to "wear the pants" around here. Rest assured, who ever wins that match should not attempt to break those pants in...as you won't be holding them for very long..."*Ruby winks at the camera and then waltzes off*
*One head is turned as it's cohabiting body walks down the hallway! The body (and head) belongs to a McPro RIG! The RIG approaches Ruby and is salivating at the sight of her*
RIG: "You...um, that's a nice shirt!"
Ruby: "Damn right it is. It's on MY body and represents the best group of wrestlers in McPro and the world today! Generation NEON!"
RIG: "I didn't know McPro was selling female NEON shirts too."
Ruby: "Actually, I specifically told the McPro Office NOT to sell anything resembling this version I made. Why? Because it would be an affront to the dignity of this shirt and what it represents if some ugly, overweight, putrid female fan tried to don this shirt in a feeble attempt to look "purty."
RIG: "So only YOU can wear that specific style Generation NEON shirt?"
Ruby: "Only I have the body for such a shirt, only I have the dignity..."
RIG: "Do you have the grace?"
Ruby: "ANY type of "grace" isn't good enough for ME..."
RIG: "Well, back to McPro, the world was shocked when Generation NEON was revealed.
Ruby: "The world hasn't seen ANYTHING yet. Generation NEON formed to ROCK the fashion world!"
RIG: "Fashion world? This is sports ent..um, professional wrestling!"
Ruby: "Don't interrupt and you might learn something for a change."
RIG: "I doubt it, but it's worth a try."
*Ruby eyes RIG with contempt and then gives a resigned sigh to his stupidity*
Ruby: "Generation NEON is here to rock the fashion AND wrestling world. For you see, as beautiful as these new geNEON shirts are...they will look even BETTER once they are adorned with the finest gold jewelry..."
RIG: "You gonna get some pimp ice?"
Ruby: "NO! Generation NEON will soon be adorned with every McPro Championship Belt available!"
RIG: "So no pimp ice?"
*Ruby taps her foot and stares in annoyance at RIG*
Ruby: "You see, Generation NEON was put together to take over McPro. Gavin Usher is primed to win the "Best of the SuperIndy Tournament" this summer and then go on to beat Travis Wilkes for the McPro Cruiserweight Championship!"
RIG: "Ok..."
Ruby: "And our heralds of education, Reade and Wright.."
*RIG giggles*
Ruby: "Our HERALDS of education, Dwaybe Reade and Ryan Wright are now on the path to the McPro Tag Team Championships!"
RIG: "And maybe they can team with "James Rithmetic" to win the OG-FPD World Six Man Championships!"
Ruby: "Do...they still even have those belts?"
RIG: "I dunno...but you totally ignored my joke..."
*Ruby shakes her head to refocus her thoughts*
Ruby: "As for me...ALREADY a decorated and glamorous Champion...
*Ruby points to and then massages her OMG Title*
RIG: "Oh yeah, baby...rub that gold..."
*Ruby slaps the RIG*
Ruby: "Engage in perversion in your OWN time!"
*RIG cowers*
Ruby: "As for me...I will soon be adding the McPro Globally Honored Pants to my wardrobe."
RIG: "Well, first you have to get through McPro's Trainer, Juli Tanaka."
Ruby: "Yes...that is ONE of the things I came here to find out, who my next opponent is. And it turns out it's none other then the woman I almost crippled in my first McPro outing. I can promise you, Juli, that you'll be no more successful in stopping me at Navigation-2 then you were in our last match. Only next time, I might not let go of the "Quartz-Tortion" at all!"
*RIG cowers again*
Ruby: "You think me a sadist!? *Ruby laughs* I just want to make an impression on behalf of Generation NEON. And that match with Juli will be my first McPro singles match on a big stage. So I want to show everyone that Generation NEON can do what we want to anyone we choose."
RIG: "So...um, you said you had another reason to be here today?"
Ruby: "I'm don't plan to fully reveal that yet. Just know this...I will be keeping an eye on both Visper Karr and Patty Sirloin. They are having a match at Navigation-2 to decide who gets to "wear the pants" around here. Rest assured, who ever wins that match should not attempt to break those pants in...as you won't be holding them for very long..."*Ruby winks at the camera and then waltzes off*
