Post by orochigeese on May 23, 2006 15:43:02 GMT -5
*A McPro RIG is leaning against the wall reading a news update that is lukewarm off the press*
From recent Pro Wres News! - "Could Gavin Usher and Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno have started the formation of a new organization within McPro? Our attempts to eavesdrop garner futher information were put to an end by The Big Scary Black Man himself, Teddy Brown."
RIG: "Wow, what a scoop! If only I could get a word with one of them..."
*And what do you know!? Miracles DO happen in RP land in the Dump!! RIG's dream comes true as none other then Ruby "Quartz" Moreno rounds the hallway. She is wearing a short blue tennis skirt along with a white v-neck t-shirt. RIG runs up to her as she sighs in amused resignation*
Ruby: "And what do YOU want? To gaze upon my beauty and ogle me like so many others have?"
RIG: "I...I have some questions to ask!"
Ruby: "I bet you do...like "what chance does a peon like you have with a goddess such as myself?"
RIG: "Well...now that you've mentioned it..."
*Ruby tilts her head slightly forward and scrunches her face in disgusted disbelief*
Ruby: "You have GOT to be kidding me..."
RIG: "Fine..fine...i can take rejection.."
Ruby: "Almost anything comes easier with practice..."
RIG: "Can I just ask you about a recent meeting of yours?"
Ruby: "With what star-struck charity case are you referring to?"
RIG: "McPro wrestler Gavin Usher has recently been spotted approaching you for conversation!"
*Ruby sighs and then coyly smiles*
Ruby: "Let me make this "clear as Quartz..."
RIG: "Isn't that "crystal-clear?"
Ruby: "If you're a peon, it is! PEON!"
*RIG looks down, upset*
Ruby: "Now, then. If it's going to be a "hot scoop" for you EVERY time a male approaches me, you're going to have a VERY busy career! And a very predictable story!"
RIG: "But..."
Ruby: "Do you really think its NEWS that a healthy male specimen like Mr. Usher, or any McPro wrestler here, wants to be near the most beautiful and talented female wrestler in the world? The current LAWL OMG Champion? The future McPro Queen of Pants!?"
RIG: "Well...it might be news WHAT he wanted to speak to you about!"
Ruby: "Only a scumbag like yourself views other people's failed pick-up lines as NEWS."
RIG: "So you're not gonna tell me what Gavin and you talked about?"
Ruby: "I believe that the same report, that you have nervously wrinkled in your cold sweaty hand as you've talked to me, answers your very question."
*RIG unwrinkles the page and reads but is interrupted by Ruby*
Ruby: "When I want to talk...I'll talk. Until then, get out of my face, and stop blocking it from illuminating this drab hallway with my radiance."
*Ruby regains her perfect posture as she shoots her head up so that her nose is turned down on the RIG, and then walks out of the building with a focused smile*
From recent Pro Wres News! - "Could Gavin Usher and Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno have started the formation of a new organization within McPro? Our attempts to eavesdrop garner futher information were put to an end by The Big Scary Black Man himself, Teddy Brown."
RIG: "Wow, what a scoop! If only I could get a word with one of them..."
*And what do you know!? Miracles DO happen in RP land in the Dump!! RIG's dream comes true as none other then Ruby "Quartz" Moreno rounds the hallway. She is wearing a short blue tennis skirt along with a white v-neck t-shirt. RIG runs up to her as she sighs in amused resignation*
Ruby: "And what do YOU want? To gaze upon my beauty and ogle me like so many others have?"
RIG: "I...I have some questions to ask!"
Ruby: "I bet you do...like "what chance does a peon like you have with a goddess such as myself?"
RIG: "Well...now that you've mentioned it..."
*Ruby tilts her head slightly forward and scrunches her face in disgusted disbelief*
Ruby: "You have GOT to be kidding me..."
RIG: "Fine..fine...i can take rejection.."
Ruby: "Almost anything comes easier with practice..."
RIG: "Can I just ask you about a recent meeting of yours?"
Ruby: "With what star-struck charity case are you referring to?"
RIG: "McPro wrestler Gavin Usher has recently been spotted approaching you for conversation!"
*Ruby sighs and then coyly smiles*
Ruby: "Let me make this "clear as Quartz..."
RIG: "Isn't that "crystal-clear?"
Ruby: "If you're a peon, it is! PEON!"
*RIG looks down, upset*
Ruby: "Now, then. If it's going to be a "hot scoop" for you EVERY time a male approaches me, you're going to have a VERY busy career! And a very predictable story!"
RIG: "But..."
Ruby: "Do you really think its NEWS that a healthy male specimen like Mr. Usher, or any McPro wrestler here, wants to be near the most beautiful and talented female wrestler in the world? The current LAWL OMG Champion? The future McPro Queen of Pants!?"
RIG: "Well...it might be news WHAT he wanted to speak to you about!"
Ruby: "Only a scumbag like yourself views other people's failed pick-up lines as NEWS."
RIG: "So you're not gonna tell me what Gavin and you talked about?"
Ruby: "I believe that the same report, that you have nervously wrinkled in your cold sweaty hand as you've talked to me, answers your very question."
*RIG unwrinkles the page and reads but is interrupted by Ruby*
Ruby: "When I want to talk...I'll talk. Until then, get out of my face, and stop blocking it from illuminating this drab hallway with my radiance."
*Ruby regains her perfect posture as she shoots her head up so that her nose is turned down on the RIG, and then walks out of the building with a focused smile*
