Post by orochigeese on May 21, 2006 20:49:23 GMT -5
*Ruby "Quartz" Moreno stands with perfect posture in front of a banner...not a McPro banner...not even a LAWL banner....an actual banner devoted to Ruby! She has a sly grin on her face and pats her newly won LAWL OMG ("Opulent Major Golden") Championship, which is adorning her very shapely waist*
Ruby: "Let me extend my belated greetings to all of you here in McPro. The honor is yours, I'm sure."
*No sign of sarcasm crosses her lips*
Ruby: "My name is Ruby "Quartz" Moreno and I am taking the wrestling world by storm. At the recent Intelligent.Design.R show, I achieved my dream of winning LAWL's OMG Championship. Long time Champion Marie Reyes had no answer to my ability, drive...and beauty. All the Reyes are a bit "homely" of course...but especially when contrasted to me, the most beautiful women in Professional Wrestling."
*The expression on Ruby's face re
ns constant...no sign of exaggerating is expressed until...*
*Ruby points to the Ma i pic and gets upset*
Ruby: "Who the hell is she? And why is she interrupting MY speech to everyone!?"
Camerman: "Just ignore that...it's McPro Television protocol"
Ruby: "I suggest they replace that image with one of superior sexual appeal...one of me, naturally."
*Cameraman shrugs*
Ruby: "I apologize...even I can get sidetracked by my own great beauty. As I was saying, McPro representatives at the Int.Des.R show were SO impressed by my elite wrestling ability and goddess appeal that they signed me On.The.Spot. And rather then spend hours now telling you how unstoppable I am, all I need to do is point you to my McPro debut match."
*Ruby points to the right where there is a TV on a cart marked "McPro Moving Picture Generator"*
Ruby: "This is from the May 8th McPro Show. Roll the footage, camera monkey"
Cameraman: "I think you're confusing me with the Booking Monkey...but I don't get paid enough to argue."
*May 8th House show shaky cam Footage rolls (well, it's a House Show afterall!)*
Security and McPro officials came to the ring to separate the battling parties - Ruby Moreno escaping quickly and managing to catch Juli Tanaka in a vicious leg lock, pulling and pulling repeatedly, pulling harder at her leg before a number of officials managed to break the hold, Ruby Moreno standing tall!""
Ruby: "Juli Tanaka, the McPro Gym Trainer, did not have a defense to my Quartz-tortion submission. So I ask you, wrestlers of McPro... if your own esteemed trainer was clueless in breaking my hold, how do you all expect to fare?"
*Ruby shrugs her left shoulder and raises the left corner of her mouth in a mocking look of futility*
Ruby: "If I could not be stopped from doing what I desired in my debut match, how do you expect to stop me once I learn all your weak points? Since the only thing to match my beauty is my intelligence, I'll provide the answer. You can't. No one can stop me. No one has EVER stopped me from getting what I desire. Even the Reyes sisters of LAWL that conspired to stop me from earning this very belt ultimately failed in doing so. And all of you in McPro will equally be helpless in preventing me from completing my wardrobe by adding the Globally Honored Pants to my fitting "ensemble of gold."
Ruby: "You all know the old saying...."a diamond is forever." Well, a diamond may last forever, but it is the RUBY that will be remembered as supreme. It is the Ruby that will make a bigger impact and shine more brightly then anything else. And there is no one here in McPro that can dull this precious stone."
*Ruby smiles at the camera and then gracefully walks away with her head tilted upwards*
Ruby: "Let me extend my belated greetings to all of you here in McPro. The honor is yours, I'm sure."
*No sign of sarcasm crosses her lips*
Ruby: "My name is Ruby "Quartz" Moreno and I am taking the wrestling world by storm. At the recent Intelligent.Design.R show, I achieved my dream of winning LAWL's OMG Championship. Long time Champion Marie Reyes had no answer to my ability, drive...and beauty. All the Reyes are a bit "homely" of course...but especially when contrasted to me, the most beautiful women in Professional Wrestling."
*The expression on Ruby's face re
ns constant...no sign of exaggerating is expressed until...**Ruby points to the Ma i pic and gets upset*
Ruby: "Who the hell is she? And why is she interrupting MY speech to everyone!?"
Camerman: "Just ignore that...it's McPro Television protocol"
Ruby: "I suggest they replace that image with one of superior sexual appeal...one of me, naturally."
*Cameraman shrugs*
Ruby: "I apologize...even I can get sidetracked by my own great beauty. As I was saying, McPro representatives at the Int.Des.R show were SO impressed by my elite wrestling ability and goddess appeal that they signed me On.The.Spot. And rather then spend hours now telling you how unstoppable I am, all I need to do is point you to my McPro debut match."
*Ruby points to the right where there is a TV on a cart marked "McPro Moving Picture Generator"*
Ruby: "This is from the May 8th McPro Show. Roll the footage, camera monkey"
Cameraman: "I think you're confusing me with the Booking Monkey...but I don't get paid enough to argue."
*May 8th House show shaky cam Footage rolls (well, it's a House Show afterall!)*
Security and McPro officials came to the ring to separate the battling parties - Ruby Moreno escaping quickly and managing to catch Juli Tanaka in a vicious leg lock, pulling and pulling repeatedly, pulling harder at her leg before a number of officials managed to break the hold, Ruby Moreno standing tall!""
Ruby: "Juli Tanaka, the McPro Gym Trainer, did not have a defense to my Quartz-tortion submission. So I ask you, wrestlers of McPro... if your own esteemed trainer was clueless in breaking my hold, how do you all expect to fare?"
*Ruby shrugs her left shoulder and raises the left corner of her mouth in a mocking look of futility*
Ruby: "If I could not be stopped from doing what I desired in my debut match, how do you expect to stop me once I learn all your weak points? Since the only thing to match my beauty is my intelligence, I'll provide the answer. You can't. No one can stop me. No one has EVER stopped me from getting what I desire. Even the Reyes sisters of LAWL that conspired to stop me from earning this very belt ultimately failed in doing so. And all of you in McPro will equally be helpless in preventing me from completing my wardrobe by adding the Globally Honored Pants to my fitting "ensemble of gold."
Ruby: "You all know the old saying...."a diamond is forever." Well, a diamond may last forever, but it is the RUBY that will be remembered as supreme. It is the Ruby that will make a bigger impact and shine more brightly then anything else. And there is no one here in McPro that can dull this precious stone."
*Ruby smiles at the camera and then gracefully walks away with her head tilted upwards*
