Don Frye gives dating advice

[orochigeese]

OMG...

So I'm checking out sherdog for some procrastination web surfing and it gives one of those "Year end" report card things for the ma in MMA feds. So they are talking about International Fighting League and bring up as one of their plusses how their website now has:

DON FRYE GIVING DATING ADVICE! So I had to check it out...and shonuff:

The latest issue of "Dear Don: Advice from "The Predator"

The fact that someone named the "predator" is giving dating/sex advice just adds to this. But I guess they figured that Tom Selleck's double would know a thing or two about the ladies ;D

[orochigeese]

Further hilarity:

www.ifl.tv/News-07Feb12-Dear-Don.html


"Dear Don,
Valentine's Day is coming up, and this is the first one with my girl. I'm not a real romantic guy and I know she expects something special, besides some half-dead flowers and an overpriced meal, so do you have any ideas/tricks I can use to please my lady and get me some booty this Valentine's?"

Don: Here’s what you do. Obviously, you’ve got a computer, so go on the internet and find a place that sells really nice wine. Next, print off a picture of the one the fancy bottles of wine, one of the real expensive ones. Then glue it on top of a cheap bottle."

This is too awesome for words ;D

[orochigeese]

"Dear Don,

I'm a 24 year-old engineering student from La Jolla, Calif. There's a girl in my lab that I really like, but she doesn't know I exist. What should I do?

Don: That is a tough one. Let’s see, what did I used to do to get a woman to notice me…I know, have you tried telling her about the time you and Takayama beat the hell out of each other? I’m just messing with you, partner."

AWESOME

[Smacked Ass]

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