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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 15, 2006 0:05:46 GMT -5
HOT SHIT! Keep going, this is very entertaining! ;D
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 0:15:42 GMT -5
No way, dood. You know that Chris Masters having a confrontation with the Spirt Squod is only going to lead to them getting a face turn due to the constant atomic wedgies handed out by The Masterpiece.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 15, 2006 0:20:09 GMT -5
No way... Here's whats gonna happen! Spirit squad members 1 and 2 will duck behind Masters. Member 1 will get on all fours, and member 2 will climb on to member 1 on all fours. Members 3 and 4 will proceed to push Masters over as he falls over 1 and 2 Member will proceed to laugh and steal Masters' shoes and they'll all run away.
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 0:31:42 GMT -5
... I can actually see WWE doing that.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 15, 2006 0:37:05 GMT -5
If they did that, Masters would be more over then he ever has been in the past.. (with the exception of when he got cheered at NYR in opposition to Cena...that was just sad for everyone involved) The whole idea makes me wonder if firing the "Juniors" was a smart move. They could have moved them to Raw, and had them in a "prank feud" with the Spirit Squad over who could embarrass Masters the most. COMIC GOLD
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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 15, 2006 0:42:52 GMT -5
No way... Here's whats gonna happen! Spirit squad members 1 and 2 will duck behind Masters. Member 1 will get on all fours, and member 2 will climb on to member 1 on all fours. Members 3 and 4 will proceed to push Masters over as he falls over 1 and 2 Member will proceed to laugh and steal Masters' shoes and they'll all run away. That's a lot of "members", something I'm sure Masters is no stranger to.
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 0:48:16 GMT -5
Masters getting cheered shows that he's actually starting to get the crowd, or at least to the point where people aren't just bored and sickened by him. He's improved in the ring, and people actually "get" the character. Cena, however, people are just bored of.
And, man, why'd you have to go the John Cena route and make gay jokes? Das not cool.
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Post by Steve on Mar 15, 2006 0:48:44 GMT -5
The reason the Spirit Squad always has 4 on 1 matches instead of 5 is because Nick "Mitch" Mitchell is SO green, they won't even tisk putting him in the ring. And with the rumored Torrie/Candice match going down at freakin' WM, THAT's saying something. He must be awful. Also, Shane's wife Marisa actually used to host the Saturday morning show with Todd Pettingil or whatever his name is way back in the day. I think the show was called "WWF Mania" or something, and I'm pretty sure she went by Marisa Mazola, which I assume is her den name. And from what I remember, she was pretty hot.
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 0:54:58 GMT -5
Dood. They've done Playboy-themed matches at WrestleMania before. Remember the evening gown farce from XX, with Jackie Gayda and Stacy vs Sable and Torrie? Yeah. Sure.
That's pretty bad; they'll have Torrie and Candice fight, but they won't even have the IC title on the fuggin' line.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 15, 2006 0:57:13 GMT -5
Masters getting cheered shows that he's actually starting to get the crowd, or at least to the point where people aren't just bored and sickened by him. He's improved in the ring, and people actually "get" the character. Cena, however, people are just bored of.. Nah, what happened is that the fans were SO tired of Cena that they actually cheered for Masters. A similar thing happened last year with Edge/Orton. Fans were sick of Edge as a boring face after his return and actually cheered for Orton. WWE took it as a sign they wanted Orton as a face...which um...didn't work out great (I can't fully blame Orton, WWE gave him shitty material as well). But it was the same thing. Fans revolt against a bad face even if they don't necessarily like the heel. Cena was SO bad and getting booed so much at the point of NYR that even Masters was cheered. They figured taking the belt off Cena for a bit of time would solve the problem, but it really didn't. But it got SO bad at that point, even Masters was preferred to Cena. Pretty bad
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 1:04:46 GMT -5
Nah. Masters get some cheers normally, too. Or, at least, Carlito does and it rubs off on Masters.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 15, 2006 1:09:14 GMT -5
Yeah, the latter option sounds better Also keep in mind that in places where WWE doesn't go to as much, all the "superstars" get a big reaction, even heels. Also the more involved entrances get bigger reactions just based on the entrances. Masters has an overblown entrance so he's gonna garner SOME reaction. But really, i believe that Cena was so NOT over that people wanted to see just about anyone beat him up. I remember some of the wind being knocked out of the live audience when Angle got eliminated from that match so early. But the crowd was still so anti-Cena that Carlito and Masters were each getting GREAT face heat. Carlito was garning the majority of it I believe, for good reason
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Post by Steve on Mar 15, 2006 1:13:46 GMT -5
I feel bad for Cena.... because I KNOW he's a compotent wrestler. I've seen it. But, it's almost like since he's a vanilla gangsta now, he's not allowed to wrestle anymore, just brawl and do watered down versions of a few of his old moves (The Protobomb/plex used to be really cool).
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Post by motosada on Mar 15, 2006 1:16:55 GMT -5
And the Throwback. Everyone seems to've forgotten about the fucking Throwback.
Here's an idea; have Cena bring in 3MW to be his army against the inevitable stable that HHH will form about two months after WrestleMania.
Then again, I'm just dying to hear someone say "Did I just hear someone say... 'THREE MINUTES'?!?!?" before two big fat guys beat the fuck out of some people.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 15, 2006 1:27:25 GMT -5
I feel bad for Cena.... because I KNOW he's a compotent wrestler. I've seen it. But, it's almost like since he's a vanilla gangsta now, he's not allowed to wrestle anymore, just brawl and do watered down versions of a few of his old moves (The Protobomb/plex used to be really cool). Good I finally have another witness that Cena actually DOES know what he's doing in the ring, or at least did in the past. When Cena first came to Smackdown/WWE, he actually was having some good matches with Jericho and Angle. Even when he first turned into a rapper, he was still bringing the wrestling skill. But around the time he won the WWE Title is when he wasn't allowed to do more then 4 moves. It's sad cause he was getting my attention with his in ring AND early heel rap work. I think he's practically unwatchable now but i used to be a big fan (there's a reason he won so many OG-FPD championships in 03-04) and i know he still has it in him.
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