Who Did Simon Dean Blow...

[Smacked Ass]

To keep his job with the WWEff? I sat through Velocity last night, and was "treated" to a Simon Dean match. How did he manage to keep his job, and why is his shitty gimmick still being pushed as a viable idea?

Does he have a double-wide mouth? Is he double jointed in the hips? He must have some hidden talent that we aren't privy to on television... Discuss.

[Joe Snack Road]

iirc, the gimmick was Stephanie McMahon's idea. And there are LOTS of peoples who can't wrestle in the WWE, like (insert random muscle head here).

[Job]

Ah, Stephanie McMahon, the genius who saw immediately that Matt Hardy v1.0 could NEVER get over but also recognizes Simon Dean's potential...

[motosada]

And JBL.

Don't forget JBL.

Y'see, Matt Hardy is being burried right now because of the fact that he got himself over. Christian is being burried right now because of the fact that he got himself over. JBL is getting pushed to the moon because it's all Creative's doing. John Cena is being pushed to hell and back, then down to hell again, the back again, then to the moon and back and forth again, because the 13-year-olds can get their parents to empty their wallets for each new piece of merch.

The funny thing is, World Wrestling Entertainment is a company that hates wrestlers (Nova (Simon Dean), Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy, Steven Richards, Val Venis, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, etc) unless they're sleeping with the owners. But, they like those "larger-than-life" characters (Chris Masters, Big Show, Undertaker) no matter how much they suck. Except Mordecai.

WWE = Where's the fucking wrestling, and where's the fucking entertainment?

[Job]

WWE = What, We Entertain?

[Smacked Ass]

job said:

WWE = What, We Entertain?

Haha! ;D

Seriously, WWEff has pushed me over to the dark side. Thank Dog for FPW, puroresu, and MMA.

*Zooms away on his spanky new DEAN MACHINE!*