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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 7:33:44 GMT -5
"GODDAMN POSTMAN KEEPS KILLIN ME!"
Having trouble with Destroyman?
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 9:11:47 GMT -5
I'd just like to chime in by saying that I think it's awesome that people are bitching so much about one or two characters not being in Brawl? I mean, this is like, "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME" levels of crybabyness. It's inspiring, really.
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jan 31, 2008 9:15:52 GMT -5
"GODDAMN POSTMAN KEEPS KILLIN ME!" Having trouble with Destroyman? Naw, I was playing Halo 3 and a couple of people got really chatty during it - Postman and I were silent killers, and we were damn even to start, but then he started splattering the other two, and they started complaining. www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=289701998&player=Mr%20Snack%20RoadAsk me though, chatty bitches need to get up on a CHAT function. I'm there to shoot you in the face. The news fader line was actually said by one of the people that found themselves farmed for kills - I wound up dying twice because I was laughing so hard at the idea of a fully uniformed postal employee "pwnz0rinz" some bitches before delivering the  l. |
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 9:22:21 GMT -5
Damn. That website is quite intricate. Maps of kills and where people were kills'd and what weapons and everything.
I just mute chatty bitches. Chatty bitches there to die.
And, Joe? Where do you think the term "going postal" comes from? huh? HUH? DUH?!
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jan 31, 2008 9:25:04 GMT -5
Damn. That website is quite intricate. Maps of kills and where people were kills'd and what weapons and everything. I just mute chatty bitches. Chatty bitches there to die. And, Joe? Where do you think the term "going postal" comes from? huh? HUH? DUH?! Yes, but now they have a socially legitimate way to kill the retards they're delivering "Fat Jugggs" and "Finally Legal" magazines to. |
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 9:31:29 GMT -5
Pfft. Yeah. In a video game.
Hey. Joe. I don't know if you want the news or anything, but they made an amazing revelation*; video games - and the events contained within - are fake. As in, not real. Killing someone in a video game doesn't kill them in real life. Cuz they're not real. It doesn't count.
Not real.
Doesn't matter.
I'm too old-school, I guess. When I kill someone, I want them dead. I want their families dead. I want their pets dead. Et cetera.
Video games. Pfft. Where's the violence? Where's the bloodspray?!
* Amazing revelation may or may not have actually happened, and may just be referenced for dramatic effect.
[edit:] I'm being really way too over the top with the smartassery, huh? I mean, c'mon. This is just obscene.
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jan 31, 2008 9:39:23 GMT -5
It just was funny to hear this stereotypically black black guy rail on and on about he hated that goddamn postman.
I mean, seriously, its a 15 minute game, and he was BITCHING NONSTOP for the last seven.
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 9:52:25 GMT -5
Sounds like he just sucked, then. haha I play against those types, too. I remember playing with some buddies in the first Halo, I don't even remember what stage it was, there was this guy that'd run across this big open area and get shot down every single time, and he'd keep complaining about it until he just left the game. It was great. He just couldn't figure out why he'd keep getting killed every time he'd run across this giant coverless area.
Good times.
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Post by MRW1215 on Jan 31, 2008 13:26:37 GMT -5
I'd just like to chime in by saying that I think it's awesome that people are bitching so much about one or two characters not being in Brawl? I mean, this is like, "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME" levels of crybabyness. It's inspiring, really. I know! What the hell? Every time I go to the NGG board on GameFAQs, it seems like there's always at least one or two topics floating around about how SSBB is going to be a huge flop now, and a massive failure of a game, and I'm just reading this stuff going "What the fuck? Becuase of a few characters?". |
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 17:18:16 GMT -5
The best part of it is that a lot of those posters are the same people that still play Melee. And it's not cuz there's a bunch of unique characters or anything, it's because the goddamned, motherfucking gameplay.
Idiots. All of them. They should be removed from the gene pool before they breed.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 31, 2008 20:38:51 GMT -5
You guys, seriously, SSBB is going to bankrupt Nintendo, for reelz. They don't even have Chibi Robo, Captain N, or Ribby Ribbitson (or whatever the fuck the annoying frog's name from Star Fox is...). SSBB is DOOOOOMBEDED to failure!
I can't wait for this sucka to come out, with or without "sigh" STARMAN!
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 22:01:05 GMT -5
See, now, I can see being annoyed if Starman or any of the other cats from Pro Wrestling aren't in as AT's. But, at the same time, it wouldn't be a huge shocker.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 31, 2008 22:50:35 GMT -5
I'm just screwing around, yo. Starman showing up in SSBB is about as likely as Skullomania in a new Capcom game, no matter how UBER-BITCHIN' it would be. Side note, when I first got SSBM, I almost saved in my pants when I was looking at the trophy list and saw... STARMAN. One problem...  |
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Post by motosada on Jan 31, 2008 22:57:30 GMT -5
Wah wah waaaaaahhhhh.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Feb 1, 2008 21:33:48 GMT -5
You know what's awesome? No More Heroes is not coming out here until the 6th (or 7th) of February. Hmm, they must be pulling all of the English language manuals out of the game cases, and putting in French ones to piss off 99.9% of Canuckistani gamers. Way to shit the bed, N!
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