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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 25, 2008 21:08:03 GMT -5
I don't even recognize half of those blurry little pricks.
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 1:44:42 GMT -5
I don't even recognize half of those blurry little pricks. If I'm seeing it right, it goes a li'l something like this; | Baby Bowser | Mario | Luigi | Princess Peach | Bowser | Yoshi | Princess Zelda | Link | Midna | Gannondorf | Wind Waker Link | | K. Rool | Donkey Kong | Diddy Kong | Ridley | Samus | Dark Samus | Pokémon Trainer | Pikachu | Lucario | Jigglypuff | Mewtwo | | Wolf O'Donnell | Fox McCloud | Krystal | Meta Knight | Kirby | King Dedede | Wario | Ashley | Ike | Micaiah | Marth | | Sonic | Mr. Game-and-Watch | Pit | Ice Climbers | Captain Falcon | Black Shadow | Ness | Lucas |  ? | Captain Olimar | Snake |
I call shenanigans on this for a lot of reasons. Like how Micaiah (the chick from Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn) and Ashley (from Wario Ware) are obviously the production art from their respective games. Same with that fucker I don't know down by Olimar. Also, Dark Samus and Ridley? I doubt it. Same with Black Shadow. Samurai Goroh would've been a much more appropriate character to be a rival for Falcon, and he only made it in as an AT. The selection block for Ness is also old Earthbound production art. This whole thing is crap. I'm calling it now. And if it's not, then, well... I'm a bit disappointed that some of the characters from Melee were ditched. Like Falco. |
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 26, 2008 2:05:01 GMT -5
Falco and Dr. Mario being kicked out is kinda ghey, but the Wario Ware chick I am down with. Some of the picks for dudes in this list are kinda iffy, I wouldn't be surprised to see a California Raisin and the Pillsbury Dough Boy in the final N.A, release at this point.
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 2:19:19 GMT -5
I guess we'll just have to wait until someone actually gets the game, and not just a nice bit of photoshop bullshit to show off.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 26, 2008 2:25:14 GMT -5
Yeah, no shit. I figured that we'd get the low down on characters with the release of the Japanese version of the game, and not some photoshopped shit.
You know what would be cool? If you were playing online and constantly getting your ass whipped, that no matter who you chose to play with, you'd have to wear some kind of humiliation item, like a paper bag on your head, or you end up having to play as King Slender or the Monopoly Boot all the time. I think losing to Jigglypuff or Princess Peach should earn you that privilege anyway! ;D
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 2:28:45 GMT -5
Dude. Peach is a beast. I mean, not only can she block any attack, but she hits people with frying pans and all sorts of other shit she should be making me a cake with, but isn't, thankyouverymuchwomen'sliberation, but she uses her ass as a weapon.
Her ass.
Even Samus can't top that.
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Post by Smacked Ass on Jan 26, 2008 2:32:26 GMT -5
Samus could top that if she'd only use a flying cross chop, and dress up in a ghey pink bodysuit with a big ol' blue star for a face. Either that, or use her tities as a weapon.
Her tities.
TakeTHATwomen'slibthankyouverymuch!
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 2:45:07 GMT -5
I'm going to laugh at you if Starman doesn't even show up as a trophy or sticker in the game.  |
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Post by orochigeese on Jan 26, 2008 3:21:01 GMT -5
but she uses her ass as a weapon. Her ass. She's lucky Geese isn't in that game. I shudder to think what would happen if Peach tried to throw her ass out and Geese used a counter... |
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 3:33:45 GMT -5
He'd probably get knocked silly by a golf club. Peach don't play, brah.
I mean, it's pretty obvious that she doesn't let anyone touch the goods, or else she'd be giving Mario pie, not cake.
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 4:27:24 GMT -5
Man. SEGA must really fucking love the Wii. Or, at least, the money it can make them. An exclusive Sonic game, a new (if suspect) NiGHTS, a new Samba de Amigo, the Olympic Games game, Sonic finally in Smash Bros., Genesis, Master Drive, Mark III, and Game Gear games for Virtual Console, and a new fucking Space Channel 5.
Shit yes.
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 4:50:01 GMT -5
Oh. Have I mentioned how much I love No More Heroes? Make sure your Wiimote's speaker is at least at half volume. When you power up your light sword, it makes a very familiar "hummmm" sound, and when you're about to tackle a boss, Sylvia calls Travis and the conversation comes through the Wiimote's speaker. That's freaking sweet, and I'm totally going to use that to fuck with somebody.
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Post by Slime on Jan 26, 2008 4:57:34 GMT -5
I guess the speakers aren't faulty like I thought with Wii Sports and Twilight Princess when sometimes there's noise and sometimes there's not. I'm getting my ass kicked by #8.  Is it just me or does #8 sound like the twins from Rugrats? |
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Post by motosada on Jan 26, 2008 5:00:20 GMT -5
Haven't made it there yet on account of spending too much goddamned time at the computer.
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Post by Slime on Jan 26, 2008 5:01:37 GMT -5
Haven't made it there yet on account of spending too much goddamned time at the computer. Serious? Seems like you've played more than this. I've barely played 2 hours and I'm battling #8. |
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