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Post by Joe Snack Road on Jul 23, 2006 13:47:19 GMT -5
That the VWA exists is proof that there can be happiness involved in pro wrestling.
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Post by mike on Jul 23, 2006 14:08:57 GMT -5
Thanks Joe! The Scribe attempts to piece together the fallout of The Retro Revolution Tour finale in the latest VWA news item/blurb/complete waste of time.  |
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Post by mike on Jul 29, 2006 16:09:29 GMT -5
Exciting Hour debuts on FOX!
Meanwhile, The Scribe tries to piece together the mystery of ECLIPSE while Captain Kickass and his freedom fighters regroup and begin preparing for a counter-attack!
(Start with the news and work your way down from there)
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Post by mike on Aug 5, 2006 14:35:38 GMT -5
Tommy Fiero defends the World Title against Dez Bolan and the field is set for next week's Quadruple Threat match!
Meanwhile, The Scribe exposes the lies of ECLIPSE and The Valiant Underground narrowly escapes CERTAIN DOOM!
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Post by mike on Aug 12, 2006 16:24:19 GMT -5
THIS WEEK:
Tommy Fiero defends the V.W.A. World Title again, this time against the three-pronged threat of Wayne Mako, Ulrich Von Wehrmacht and The Savage Barbarian Warrior!
The Valiant Underground's R.A.D. Unit makes a successful incursion into the Negadome, but not without paying a hefty price!
We learn that The Valiant Underground aren't the only ones making life difficult for ECLIPSE!
AND, OrochiGeese's Thunder Strike speaks on his experience with pro wrestling's one and only Anti-Lunanite Task Force!
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Post by mike on Aug 14, 2006 23:09:42 GMT -5
Special Valiant Underground Field Journal as Armitage uncovers the information locked in the mysterious disc Frog Jones stole from the Negadome!
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Post by mike on Aug 19, 2006 14:26:47 GMT -5
ECLIPSE seeks to make an example of Wyatt McKidd on Exciting Hour by pitting him against the fearsome BLACK RATTLER!!
Will The Valiant Underground come to his aid in time? Only one way to find out!
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Post by mike on Aug 26, 2006 13:23:24 GMT -5
The Valiant Underground strikes a HUGE blow against ECLIPSE this week!
And some wrestling happens too...
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Post by mike on Sept 2, 2006 18:03:04 GMT -5
The non WWA affiliated adventures of the V.W.A. continue (YOU try booking Moon Demons, I dare ya!) when Guerilla warfare tactics rule the day as The Valiant Underground pours on the heat against ECLIPSE!
Also, this week on 'Murder, She Wrote', Jessica Fletcher enters the world of high finance when she attempts to solve the murder of her stockbroker, a partner in a prestigious Wall Street firm.
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Post by motosada on Sept 3, 2006 9:33:13 GMT -5
So, wait. The entire VWA roster is, like... zombies?
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Post by mike on Sept 3, 2006 13:40:55 GMT -5
Well, even more tasteless than that.
Think Terry Schiavo without the 10 years of convalescence.
Obviously guys like Thunder Strike and Frog Jones (Graciously on loan from Geese and Joe respectively) are exempt from this, as are some of the newer additions like Mercer Spade and Biff Mongo.
I've retconned some of it though, like with The Rude Boys just PRETENDING to be victims of debilitating brain injuries so they could get the chance to spread the word of Rastafari in front of huge audiences. (insert evils of marijuana joke here)
And I'm not really acknowledging the brain dead thing in SECW because, quite frankly, I don't feel like having to build storylines around it. It's kind of a VWA thing and that's it.
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Post by Joe Snack Road on Sept 3, 2006 15:10:26 GMT -5
Also, this week on 'Murder, She Wrote', Jessica Fletcher enters the world of high finance when she attempts to solve the murder of her stockbroker, a partner in a prestigious Wall Street firm. I read this and thought you were just screwing around. But, fuck me to tears, there is a goddamn "Murder, She Wrote" recap in there. If this VWA thing goes under for you, I TOTALLY would read the hell out of those "Murder, She Wrote" recaps. FOR SERIOUS. |
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Post by mike on Sept 3, 2006 15:41:11 GMT -5
Be careful watch you wish for, I may just do one where she rambles about the virtues of crocheted doilies over cork coasters for two pages...
And VWA shouldnt be going anywhere unless I just completely burn out. The current story arc is concluding in two shows time, bringing the entire 26 'episode' run to a close. But I've got something else kind of in mind for a follow-up.
Wait and see, I guess!
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Post by mike on Sept 9, 2006 15:28:19 GMT -5
After rescuing Tommy Fiero and the Lunonium constructed V.W.A. World Heavyweight title last week, The Valiant Underground is on the run from the angry members of ECLIPSE!
That is until a deal is struck that has the potential to blow up in our heroes faces. In fact, ECLIPSE is so confident things will go their way this week, they've arranged for the whole world to see the action go down!
You can cut the tension with a spork!
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Post by mike on Sept 16, 2006 14:35:53 GMT -5
Well, this is it! THE MEGA ULTRA STUPENDOUSLY HUGE VALIANT WRESTLING ALLIANCE FINALE!!!
Epilogue of sorts in a few days time, as well as the complete SECW/VWA edit pack, which will include rings, belts, refs and even a shitty VWA logo. Yes indeed, it will be like Christmas in September, or, at the very least Arbor Day ...
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