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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 23, 2006 21:55:28 GMT -5
As long as he conjures up Machoke and Hitmonchan. (The only two I remember besides Squirtle, the first mostly because he has "choke" in his name, and I'd love to see a Pokemon school the "Vanilla Gangsta" (Awesome name, Steve!) at wrestling!).
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 23, 2006 22:37:43 GMT -5
On second thought,
It's best NOT to introduce Pokemon characters into WWE.
Misty: "Ash! Someone took a dump in my gym bag!"
*Orton begins whistling and walks away*
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Post by motosada on Mar 23, 2006 22:39:52 GMT -5
Actually, I think that would be more like "Ash! Someone took a dump on my Starmie!"
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 23, 2006 22:47:49 GMT -5
LOL Orton: "I can't help it! If you don't go out with me, I take dumps on stuff."
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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 23, 2006 23:38:46 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!
Pokemon # 30504 - Orturd
-Orturd is a pompous and agressive creature that will shit in it's Pokeball or your backpack if it's not constantly in high profile battles. Evolves to OrTAN if given an unjustified push and fed blood of real workers.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 23, 2006 23:40:47 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by motosada on Mar 23, 2006 23:44:25 GMT -5
... I refuse to use PhotoShop in order to add Orturd and OrTAN to the pokédex.
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...... Damnit. >_<
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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 24, 2006 21:24:36 GMT -5
Soooo.... Can anyone explain why the WWE finds it necessary to add William "The Refrigerator" Perry to a PRO WRESTLING hall of fame? One friggin match, and you're in? Isn't having your own [url=http://joes.propadeutic.com/87 l.jpg]GI Joe figure [/url]good enough? Are L.T. and Mr. T in yet? Tito Ortiz was in the front row of a show once, is he going to be inducted, too? Pete Rose?How many years (months?) will it be before the HoF is used as part of gimmicks, and loses any shread of legitimacy that it might have, just like all of the WWE titles?
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 24, 2006 22:00:53 GMT -5
P.S. Good Smackdown tonight 1) Nice Battle Royale to get into the MiTB match ("Money in the Bank" NOT "Men in the Back" as Orton refers to it). 2) Finlay/Rey was a GREAT match. Finlay was allowed to get a LOT of offence, really, he dominated the match. Some nice transitional spots and Rey busts out some sweet leg kicks which Finlay sells as if Cro Cop threw them! 3) Benoit/Regal was short, and commercials cut out the beginning (that did not happen to Mark Henry's match, great priorities there WWE). Some nice mat work and Benoit/Regal caliber transitions. Benoit hits a sweet release dragon suplex too. Kinda short but most Benoit/Regal matches lately tend to be short cause Regal has no direction right now. Its usually better when these matches occur on Velocity cause they get like 15-20 minutes. Still, its nice to see them on Smackdown for the prestige So yeah, Smackdown was quite watchable tonight
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Post by motosada on Mar 24, 2006 22:01:47 GMT -5
Two years. And no LT just yet.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 24, 2006 22:02:38 GMT -5
Soooo.... Can anyone explain why the WWE finds it necessary to add William "The Refrigerator" Perry to a PRO WRESTLING hall of fame? One friggin match, and you're in? Isn't having your own [url=http://joes.propadeutic.com/87 l.jpg]GI Joe figure [/url]good enough? Are L.T. and Mr. T in yet? Tito Ortiz was in the front row of a show once, is he going to be inducted, too? Pete Rose?How many years (months?) will it be before the HoF is used as part of gimmicks, and loses any shread of legitimacy that it might have, just like all of the WWE titles?[/quote] It all comes down to them wanting " nstream acceptance/coverage." Which well, takes away from their time at making attempts to win more fans over with actual QUALITY. That's what WWE has done recently. Instead of getting their shows to be better, they rely on cheap tactics to trick people into watching them. nly this applies to Raw and PPV's rather then Smackdown which has been allowed to grow back into a real wrestling show without Vince knowing!
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Post by Smacked Ass on Mar 24, 2006 22:34:55 GMT -5
SHHHHHH! Not so LOUD, Vince's shadow minions might hear us, and they can smell the essence of real wrestling marks' interest in their programming for miles (kilometers in Canada)!
I caught Rey/Finlay, and I was happy. Nice match. Now, why can't almost EVERY match be just like that?
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Post by motosada on Mar 24, 2006 22:35:06 GMT -5
Someone recently said, with SMNE, that WWE is like a guy trying to win a girl. When the guy finds something that works, they try way too hard to keep that up, and end up pushing the girl away.
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Post by orochigeese on Mar 24, 2006 22:46:56 GMT -5
Well, i definitely am seeing WWE's sense of "desperation" and their desire to do basically ANYTHING to get attention. I like the analogy, and let me use that same analogy to suggest the conclusion: What should Vince do to "win his love" over? The ole "Cyrano DeBergerac" story... With Paul Heyman telling Vince what to do to win the fans over
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Post by motosada on Mar 24, 2006 23:48:50 GMT -5
It'd work, too. Remember when SmackDOWN! was so awesome when Heyman was booking it, back before Stephanie got a wild hair up her fat ass and decided that he didn't have a clue about wrestling?
Yeah.
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