Post by Joe Snack Road on Aug 18, 2006 16:22:41 GMT -5
McLanahan Pro: History of the Globally Honored Pants
...yes, they're pants. Really.
Introduction
- Since its inception in 2005, the "Globally Honored Pants" (or, GHP) have become a staple of women's wrestling... it's unique nature has allowed for some to grow and develop, and has been a springboard towards bigger events, larger successes, and of course: short pants.
While some detractors will claim that the GHP are merely "a stinky-ass pair of gym shorts" we decline that observation, and say the GHP is truly beginning to live up to its "Globally Honored" title. And it is with that in mind that the history is laid out for you here: as the GHP re
ns an active title, it shall be listed in chronological order, with updates being added as they've happened.
First Champion: Holly
...defeating Kaori Night on April 21st, 2005
Holly defeated Kaori Night via Danshoku Driver -> Roll In The Hay Cradle pinfall in 21:13
First Defense
...defeating Random Interview Guy on June 21st, 2005
Holly defeated Random Interview Guy via Regular Ol' Boring Piledriver -> pinfall in 1:12
Second Defense
...defeating Kaori Night on August 22nd, 2005
Holly defeated Kaori Night via Loser's Lunch -> Face Sit Pinfall in 19:23
Third Defense
...defeating Jenny McLanahan on October 31st, 2005
Holly defeated Jenny McLanahan via H-Lock 69 Submission in 19:33
Second Champion: Visper Karr
...defeating Holly on January 20th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated Holly via Face Kick -> Pinfall in 15:33
First Defense
...defeating JustiKaizer Pink on February 28th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated JustiKaizer Pink via Running Face Kick KO in 1:39
Second Defense
...no contest against "All Beef" Patty Sirloin on April 15th, 2006
Visper Karr and "All Beef" Patty Sirloin battled to a no contest via ref stoppage
Third Defense
...defeating "All Beef" Patty Sirloin on July 20th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated "All Beef" Patty Sirloin via Tiger Driver Whip -> Figure 4 Jackknife Pin in 14:22
(Note: Incomplete)
...yes, they're pants. Really.
Introduction
- Since its inception in 2005, the "Globally Honored Pants" (or, GHP) have become a staple of women's wrestling... it's unique nature has allowed for some to grow and develop, and has been a springboard towards bigger events, larger successes, and of course: short pants.
While some detractors will claim that the GHP are merely "a stinky-ass pair of gym shorts" we decline that observation, and say the GHP is truly beginning to live up to its "Globally Honored" title. And it is with that in mind that the history is laid out for you here: as the GHP re
ns an active title, it shall be listed in chronological order, with updates being added as they've happened.First Champion: Holly
...defeating Kaori Night on April 21st, 2005
Holly defeated Kaori Night via Danshoku Driver -> Roll In The Hay Cradle pinfall in 21:13
First Defense
...defeating Random Interview Guy on June 21st, 2005
Holly defeated Random Interview Guy via Regular Ol' Boring Piledriver -> pinfall in 1:12
Second Defense
...defeating Kaori Night on August 22nd, 2005
Holly defeated Kaori Night via Loser's Lunch -> Face Sit Pinfall in 19:23
Third Defense
...defeating Jenny McLanahan on October 31st, 2005
Holly defeated Jenny McLanahan via H-Lock 69 Submission in 19:33
Second Champion: Visper Karr
...defeating Holly on January 20th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated Holly via Face Kick -> Pinfall in 15:33
First Defense
...defeating JustiKaizer Pink on February 28th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated JustiKaizer Pink via Running Face Kick KO in 1:39
Second Defense
...no contest against "All Beef" Patty Sirloin on April 15th, 2006
Visper Karr and "All Beef" Patty Sirloin battled to a no contest via ref stoppage
Third Defense
...defeating "All Beef" Patty Sirloin on July 20th, 2006
Visper Karr defeated "All Beef" Patty Sirloin via Tiger Driver Whip -> Figure 4 Jackknife Pin in 14:22
(Note: Incomplete)
