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House Show: 8th May, 2006 « Thread Started on May 8, 2006, 10:26am »
McLanahan Pro - May 8th, 2006: Eep Op Ork Ahh Ahh! ...it means the Booking Monkey is choking on his banana. Location: Rushmore Plaza Civic Center, Rapid City, South Dakota Attendance: 760 paid, 40 tickets given away
SHIN CHAMPION~!! - Travis Wilkes came out to make his FIRST CELEBRATION with the McLanahan Pro Cruiserweight Championship, pledging to defend it with honor, class and dignity that such an honored championship deserves. He spoke about the deposed champion, Johnny Wang, saying "If he wants a rematch, I've got NO PROBLEM giving him one..." which of course, is wrestling-ese for "lolz come out nowes"
Johnny Wang... DID SO, to the crowd's mocking chants of "YOU GOT SERVED!" Wang was IRATE, pissed off and insane with anger, swearing at Wilkes and DEMANDING his match RIGHT NOW, before climbing into the ring and getting in Wilkes' face... as Wang grew more heated, Travis Wilkes stood toe to toe with him, getting right in his face as well... he was backed up by the Orochi Army, Figaro and Holly giving back up, cornering Wilkes before Jenny McLanahan made her way out... she and Holly got RIGHT INTO IT, swearing and yelling at each other before getting into a... wait for it...
...wait... for... it...
CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT~! CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Figaro - easily distracted, as he normally is - decided to take advantage of the confusion and assault Wilkes, as he and Wang started laying heavily into the Champion, before Nick Strife rushed the ring, chasing Wang and Figaro off... and Generallissimo McBlackMage made his presence known on the BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DuckyTron screen, saying that if everybody here wanted a fight so badly we'd have one: Travis Wilkes leading a team of Nick Strife and Jenny McLanahan into battle against Johnny Wang, Mr. Figaro and Holly!!
McGym Student Gavin Usher has WORDS, DAMMIT! - Upset with the poor treatment of McLanahan Gym students in McPro, Gavin Usher took to the ring to protest, saying his next opponent was RANDOMLY chosen for him by the "unfair McBlackMage Office, who didn't even PICK his opponent, but set the Booking Monkey to do it! HE COULD BE FACING LITERALLY ANYBODY, but the Booking Monkey doesn't care, he's a freakin' monkey! Er. A real one. Not a guy in a monkey mask." That said, if Usher were to last five minutes against his opponent, he'd be granted NOT ONLY a berth in the "Best of the SuperIndy" tournament in June, but would also be given a full time McLanahan Pro contract... and his opponent? TACO JOHN'S EMPLOYEE JEFF!
Taco John's Employee Jeff def. McGym Student Gavin Usher in 5:13, via Flying Cross Chop -> pinfall - The first five minutes were INTENSE, TIGHT, and full of random flippy moves that served no purpose other than to make the crowd go "YAY!" ...which they did.
TJE Jeff and Usher went even for the first few minutes of the match, and at the four minute mark, Jeff grew HOT, INTENSE,trying to pin Usher before the five minute mark, but Usher LASTED and jumped, hollered and whooped for joy - HE'S A FULL McLANAHAN PRO WRESTLER~!!! ...except, he must've missed that day that said "Don't celebrate winning until you've won" as he turned into a Flying Cross Chop, turning him INSIDE OUT, as Jeff covered for the win! OH NO GOOD JOB JEFF!!!
McPro Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi-finals Spunk-Gun (Shogo Otsuka (O)/YUSUKE) def. Team Ryder (Frog Jones (X)/Eddie Swan) in 19:33 via Shogo MAX II submission -> Ref Stoppage - Frog starting for Team Ryder against his some-time rival Shogo Otsuka... and the two men weren't holding ANYTHING back in this match up, as they came RIGHT OUT OF THE GATES with elbows and knees flying sharply at each other, both men standing up and taking the best their opponent had, before turning and delivering their own - both men giving each other what they could before Otsuka dazed Frog and shoot in for a tackle, transitioning easily to a jujigatame, holding it long and hard as Frog scrambled, yelped in pain and barely escaped by twisting around and getting his feet on the ropes - Otsuka broke the hold, and as Frog held the rope with his good arm, Shogo gave the bad limb a solid kick, the SMACK of shin-guard on bare flesh resonating through the arena, before being ordered back from the ropes. Frog got to his feet, holding his arm, and thinking for a moment, Otsuka waving him on, and Eddie Swan on the apron calling for Frog to tag out...
Going with what was SMART, and tagging out, Eddie stepped in with Otsuka, who - now bored - tagged in YUSUKE... both Eddie and YUSUKE have had memorable encounters with Wild wrestler Orochi Geese, and the two men shook hands before they locked up - YUSUKE and Eddie going RIGHT into the I-Style that YUSUKE and Otsuka are better known for, as Eddie and YUSUKE worked a wrestling match on the ground that would be more at home at an NCAA championship match than inside a pro wrestling ring... Eddie would've been expected to dominate on the ground, but YUSUKE kept control throughout, showing Eddie was I-Style was all about as the two men worked for various holds on the ground, before Eddie got a good grip on YU and pulled him up with intentions of slamming him, YU escaping and rolling Eddie back to the ground and looking for a Rear Naked Choke, but Eddie got the hand up quickly enough to block the arms around the neck... Eddie rolled forward, putting YUSUKE's shoulders to the mat, but only drawing a one count as he released the hold - both men returned to their feet, and the crowd gave an appreciative round of applause for the wrestling exhibition in the middle of the wrestling match...
Wait, wrestling in a wrestling match? Huh. Novel concept...
Both men broke into their offensives, as Eddie channeled the spirit of Tommy Bomber himself to keep YUSUKE off balance, driving him into the corner repeatedly, but YUSUKE refusing to tag out - he instead kept coming after Eddie ferociously, taking him to the ground, where Eddie kept escaping the shoot mounts, seeming exasperated at how YU still have the energy to keep taking him down - Eddie tagged Frog in, and YU rushed to tackle Frog, instead catching an elbow to the head, Frog shaking his arm out as he circled the fallen YUSUKE...
Frog got cocky and arrogant as he beat on YU with his elbows, and driving him back into the corner - the Spunk-Gun corner - and Otsuka getting the tag... YUSUKE rushed Eddie, the two men going over the top rope as Yuskay lariated Eddie out to the floor. Otsuka and Frog circled a bit, and Frog threw the first elbow, the second, third, fouth, before his arm finally gave out on him, causing him more pain than he was doing - Shogo showed why he's considered the "hot prospect" of Spunk-Gun by POUNCING on the injury, working the arm over a bit before getting flashy, a Yokosuka Cutter... leading into the Shogo MAX II, Frog fighting, unable to move Shogo, or even shift his weight about, the referee asking Frog if he'd give up and Frog swearing at him... finally, the ref called for the bell, tackling Otsuka off of Frog. Spunk-Gun victorious? The outsider tag team goes further on in the McPro Tag Team Championship Tournament!
Post Match! - Otsuka offered a handshake to Frog Jones, who looked at him and the hand alternatively, before spitting on Otsuka's face and leaving the ring, followed by Eddie Swan... Otsuka said something to the effect of "What does it matter? The respect of a failure means nothing to me." OUCH.
JustiKaizer Red def. McGym Student B-Rad in 3:19 via KaizaCutter -> Pinfall - The JustiKaizers chance to show some hotness against a debuting McGym student - who... seemed to be the whitest rapper in the history of EVER. Too bad all that bling didn't seem to impress, as JustiKaizer Red threw down with the KaizaCutter for the quick win.
McPro Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi-finals The Upper Class Connection (Chapel Hillcrest/Jason Wesley (O)) def. HARDNESS (Monkey!/Jimmy Sludge (X)) in 14:33 via Unique Double Team Move -> pinfall - Chapel starting for the UCC, Monkey! starting for HARDNESS - after that BRUTAL weekend show, Intelligent.Design.R, Monkey! can't be feeling happy fresh, but is a FIGHTER and here anyways!
Monkey! brought the rough offense we've come to know and love from the Alpha Simian, turning this wrestling match into a brawl QUITE quickly, Monkey! and Jimmy Sludge moving quickly into variosu double teams, roughly battering Chapel's chest and back, but Chapel's all "Did you forget where I'VE been?" and reminds them both that he's STILL nearly seven feet tall, throwing Jimmy Sludge out over the top rope, and this match turned into a WILD brawl... Jason Wesley followed Sludge out to the outside, and Chapel and Monkey! tied it up in the ring, Chapel kneeing Monkey! in the gut, while Sludge managed to sneak a cheap shot with a wrench, putting Wesley on the defensive. Sludge grabbed the fallen "Midwest Messiah" and propped him up in the tag corner, as Chapel blindly made the tag, unaware of what had just transpired outside! The ref refused to allow Chapel to take his tag back, and Wesley was ordered into the ring - before being drug in by Monkey!, Chapel ordered to the apron.
Monkey! tagged in Sludge, but the two men weren't against cheaterizing and doubling up on Jason Wesley, bringing enough uh, well, HARDNESS to their beating. It looked as if the UCC (heavy favorites!) were slated to be upset by the hardcore team, before Sludge got cocky, and started taking cheap punches, as if he were mocking Wesley by pretending to be Flip Staley... Sludge threw a wild punch, easily ducked, and Sludge gets spun - DRAGON SUPLEX! ONE, TWO, KICKOUT! Monkey! leaped over the top rope, and called for Wesley to rise, waving his hands up wildly, promising some Monkey! Lovin'!
Wesley rose, groggily, shaking out the cobwebs, Monkey! starting his charge, MONKEY! LOV-NO! Chapel with the Kenka Kick, he put Monkey! down as if he were a stray puppy at the Humane Society!
Jason Wesley pulled Sludge up, Wrist-Clutch Explod- no, Sludge getting his hand free easily, elbowing out, before catching a NIFTY double team from the Upper Class Connection, Wesley throwing a lariat while Chapel's Shining Kenka Kick connected at the same time - but the tag team happiness didn't end there, as Chapel grabbed Sludge's legs and Wesley grabbed Sludge's arms, both pulling Sludge into the air, almost letting him hit the ground, before flinging him up again, Wesley in for a Back Drop, Chapel with the Choke Slam! Wesley covers, ONE, TWO, THREE! THE UPPER CLASS CONNECTION MOVES ON TO THE FINALS! SPUNK-GUN v. UPPER CLASS CONNECTION, INSIDE THE STEEL CAGE~!!!
Intermission~!!! Sales Table! - Making it's debut and becoming the HOTTEST sales item of 2006, the Upper Class Connection T-Shirt was released! This finely crafted piece of apparel is a black t-shirt reading "Upper Class Connection World Tour 2006" on the front, with a picture of Jason Wesley and Chapel Hillcrest standing back to back - Wesley facing out, Chapel peering back over his shoulder, looking back at whoever's looking at the t-shirt... on the front, there are a number of cities listed, all cities that McLanahan Pro has run in the past two years plus the "home cities" of some of the major promotions! What're they saying by that, I wonder...?
- Also debuting, the True Mexico shirt - True Mexico emblazoned on the front in green, red and white, along with a recreation of that "Abbey Road" album cover, using True Mexico members Bak Fu, El Spatula, Hando, and Taco John's Employee Jeff walking across what appears to be a street in a Mexican city. Sold well, the second highest seller, actually.
- GHP Champion Visper Karr's "Visper Karr Cop" promotional picture continued to sell well, and rumor has it that Miss Karr has been approached to consider doing a specialized photo book, although, none of the merchandise table workers could confirm nor deny this rumor. (Quote: "Uh... I just sell stuff, man.")
- The McBlackMage Office confirmed via a representative that talks had opened between LAWL and McPro to possibly work a talent trade, the first results of which we'd see in tonight's show! Wait, tonight? Already?! o_O!!
- When asked to comment on the NDP/McBlackMage Office difficulties, Visper Karr declined to speak, citing a lack of information on the matter.
END INTERMISSION!
"All Beef" Patty Sirloin and Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno (LAWL) battled GHP Champion Visper Karr and Juli Tanaka to a no contest in 8:33 (ref stoppagel) - "All Beef" Patty working with the debuting LAWL joshi Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno, as both women looked to be ON FIRE against the team of Visper Karr and Juli Tanaka; Visper seemed to be a bit dazed from last month's beating at the hands of Patty Sirloin, and Juli Tanaka shouldered the burden of the tag match, but the combined strength of Patty Sirloin and the experience of Ruby Moreno combined to abuse the McGym Trainer Juli Tanaka, but Visper finally got fed up with sitting on the sidelines and took the beating RIGHT to Patty Sirloin, as the referee lost control of the match and simply ordered it thrown out, security and McPro officials came to the ring ot separate the battling parties - Ruby Moreno escaping quickly and managing to catch Juli Tanaka in a vicious leg lock, pulling and pulling repeatedly, pulling harder at her leg before a number of officials managed to break the hold, Ruby Moreno standing tall!
DuckyTron FUN - The DuckyTron got put to use as we saw a nifty scene from backstage... Twinky McLanahan and Mikey Brown talking strategy, Twinky looked about (but not seeing the camera guy hiding behind the corner) and said, "You didn't hear this from me, but I don't care if you win or not - if Colleen Dramesi doesn't limp backstage after this match, you fail."
Mikey nodded along, before saying, "This ain't NDP - nobody softpedals here, and she's gonna learn that."
INTROS~! - Colleen ducked that "subtle" thing by using Sakuraba's "Speed 2" theme, intermixed with her NDP theme, Shocknina's "Woman's Cry" - MikkuRANAHAN HUNTAH!!!
- Mikey Brown proved he is stereotypically blizack yo, using "El Chupa Nibre" by Dangerdoom. "Why did you buy this album? I don't know why, YOU'RE STUPID!"
Colleen def. Mikey Brown in 21:33 via Crucifix Pin Roll Up Colleen defiantly egged him on to kick her, which he did tentatively at first - before she began acting as if it wasn't hurting. Mikey, the Kinda Scary Black Man as he's come to be known, kicked a little harder, and a little harder... Colleen didn't seem to mind it - even pretending that she wasn't feeling ANYTHING...
Brown giving up on this "nice" bullshit and KICKING HER HARD!!! Much like Kawada, it seems Mikey Brown's Super Power is his FURIOUS ANGER~!!! Colleen's eyes went wide and looked as if they'd bulge right out of her eye sockets, before she started actively trying to block the kicks with her leg, pushing Mikey away with her good leg - Mikey responding by kicking her in the gut, and doubling her over with a Savate Kick, before rushing, getting a good leap; BUSAIKU NKEE~! NO! Colleen ducked out of the way, panting and SHOCKED at the STIFFNESS!
Colleen jumped rigth in with the Thesz press pin, not even drawing a one count, as she limped away from the cover, Brown POUNCING with those kicks, the kickpads resounding LOUDLY throughout the arena as they repeatedly cracked against her spandex tights - Mikey ran the ropes, looking for the Busaiku, but Colleen rolled backwards, countering~! Colleen rolls Brown into the half crab, no, standing up, stomping at the head, she turns him, stepping on his head with the High Angle Half Crab applied! Colleen lost her balance and stumbled out of the hold, but not before delivering a quick clap kick to the side of Brown's head, putting him back to the mat.
Taking advantage, Colleen spend a great deal of the match working over Brown's back and legs, keeping him on the ground - or when he WAS on his feet, trying to build momentum, using eye gouges and genital offensives to put a stop to things. Ever so slowly, Mikey started fighting back, being cut off by Colleen, who pushed harder and harder to get the win. As she pressed on, she started limping more and more, and as she ran to try and deliver a Flashing Elbow, her leg gave out, and she fell to the ground holding her leg - unfortunately giving ONE GREAT BIG bulls eye for Brown! Mikey assaulted her leg over and over, not being afraid to punt Colleen's lungs into the audience, and at one momentous situation, even intimating "putting it in her butt" - to the audience's roaring approval. Colleen's? Not so much.
As they picked up steam, it became fairly clear that Colleen was losing control of the match with every move, as Mikey tried AGAIN for the Busaiku Nkee - CONNECTING! Colleen damn near flipped out of her boots, Mikey covers - ONE, TWO, TWO-POINT-NINE!? Undaunted, he slugs Colleen up on her shoulders, before calling out to the crowd, "NKEE2MUSH!", but as he threw her up, she shifted her weight, rolling Brown's shoulders back to the mat - ONE, TWO, THREE! Colleen skittered away from the ring as quick as she could, limping up the ramp away, as Brown swore about the stolen loss in the ring...
DUCKYTRON~! - Fans were treated to some backstage footage, where Gavin Usher was celebrating his "victory" of being graduated to the McPro roster and his entrance into the June "Best of the SuperIndy" tournament... as he turned a corner, gushing praise for himself into the camera he ran into someone BIG... SCARY... and BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN!
The "Big Scary Black Man" himself, Teddy Brown, looked over Usher before speaking, saying, "Boy, you got potential, but you ain't worth shit yet. I'll make you matter, boy, so, let me be your corner man in the SuperIndy tournament." Usher accepted without hesitation, but that may have been out of fear than respect...
Johnny Wang (O), Mr. Figaro and Holly def. McPro Cruiserweight Champion Travis Wilkes, Nick Strife (X) and Jenny McLanahan in 19:37 via Interference -> Pinfall A lucha-tastic match right out the gates, as everybody seemed to just be moving at like, 200% normal speed or something...
Of course, that's crazy talk, people can't just adjust a setting to make wrestlers wrestle faster. That's crazy talk. Even Figaro seemed to be faster on his feet - SHOCKING after hardcore match with Monkey! at the recent "Intelligent.Design.R" show...
Wang hung tightly with Travis Wilkes, the two men breaking into bouts of chain wrestling, both trying to prove who the better wrestler was, Wilkes getting the better of these exchanges - Wang with a thumb to the eye, putting Wilkes on defense like his name was "Randy Coutoure" and Wang started in with his Generic Awkward looking kung-fu offensives, even working with some big karate chops to the shoulder... which really seemed to be more for show than anything, as Wilkes began battling back with chops of his own - Wang tagging out to Figaro, who used the DOMINANT SIZE to the same good effect we've seen from him since he's set foot in McPro; Wilkes battering Figaro with a few punches, trying to knock him off balance... he started getting somewhere in that before Figaro's MASSIVE elbow slammed against the eye Wang poked, knocking Wilkes around the ring - Strife and McLanahan on the outside, Nick giving directions as Jenny measured up Figaro, SPRING BOARD HURRACANRANA! Figaro catches Jenny and holds her up in a uh... well, apparantly a demonstration of what sorts of lustful actions he has planned for Patty Sirloin. ...poor Jenny.
Wilkes tags in Strife, and a Zero-Sen Kick knocks the already off balance Figaro down, Jenny landing badly and catching her neck on the top rope right near Holly... and truly one to kick an opponent while she's down, Holly used the tag rope to good effect, tying it around Jenny's neck and pulling back on it, while using a knee to hold her head against the rope...
The referee struggled to get control back as Strife kicked and chopped Figaro about the ring, even looking for a Tiger Suplex, but just not being able to get him up for it - Wang broke the suplex attempt up, and Strife turned right to Wang... DRAMATIC STAREDOWN! Both men began talking generic trash at each other, Wang pulling out the first sexuall allusion to activities with one's mother; Strife getting angry and punching the deposed champion in the face! The two men threw down any allusions towards this being a "wrestling match" and simply sought to BEAT THE HOLY SHITE out of each other, not in that flashy "I'm gonna hit this guy" sense, but in the "if someone doesn't stop this, someone will need reconstructive surgery!" way; and Figaro broke THAT up by simply picking Strife off of Wang and throwing him about the ring like a rag doll - Wang went back to the corner, and Figaro spent the next couple of minutes playing defense, charging shoulder first into Strife constantly as the two men continued the "I'm going to kill Wang!" "No you're not!" routine we've seen over the past few weeks, and Strife FINALLY took Figaro down with a series of punches, before running the ropes - ZERO SEN KICK~! Strife kipped up to his feet, celebrating wildly - Wang CHARGES IN, SUPER KICK- MISSED! Strife flipped him around, Truck Driver Stunner! (Shotgun? Suplex Lift Stunner)
Nick Strife to his feet, staggering towards the corner, reaching to tag Travis Wilkes, NO? Colleen? Moving MUCH faster after a little recovery time, Colleen kicks Strife - TRUCK DRIVER STUNNER?! Travis Wilkes chases her off, Holly drags Wang on top of Strife, and shoves Wilkes into the corner... Travis rears back to hit her with an elbow - HE CAN'T! TRAVIS WILKES CAN'T HIT A GIRL! Holly presses him to teh corner, Figaro reaches over Holly and beats Wilkes about the head with his ham-hock of a hand, the ref makes the count - ONE, TWO, THREE! WANG HAS PINNED NICK STRIFE!
Post Match - Jenny McLanahan being tended to by trainers, Holly saw fit to be a bitch, pushing past the trainers and kicking Jenny in the throat again, before going on her merry way, leaving Wang and Figaro in ring with a fallen Nick Strife and McPro Cruiserweight Champion Travis Wilkes... Figaro holds Wilkes up for Wang, who throws a few weak looking punches, settling on kicking him in the nuts to REALLY drive the point home - Wang started screaming about how Wilkes stole HIS championship, and that he was going to take it back "WAY THE HELL SOON!" - Wang finally getting his oats up, or rather, being smart about things, and just simply TOOK the belt and walked away! THAT BASTARD! WANG JUST TOOK THE McPRO CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!
As Wang ran up the entry way, a couple of people stood at the top, waiting for the Orochi Army to make their way there: The Upper Class Connection, Frog Jones and Mikey Brown!
Frog and Mikey RUSHED Figaro and as Wang tried to duck by The Upper Class Connection, Chapel shot his arm out, grabbing Wang by the scruff of his neck - Wang dropped the championship belt and Jason Wesley caught it out of the air and walked it back to the ring, presenting it to Travis Wilkes, even holding his hand up in the air, ROLLING ELB- NO! Wesley laughs it off, pats a paranoid looking Wilkes on the shoulder, as Chapel grabs a microphone and talking to Wilkes... "We've got our own gold to chase, kiddo, you just do that thing you do that MADE you the McPro Cruiserweight Champion, and that's how you'll STAY that way!
Happy Touchy Feely Face Moments like that might make Intrawebnet audiences puke, but really, the only way they could've felt better about this live was to have Wilkes present a five year old girl at ringside with a puppy dog wearing a ribbon. The heroes of McPro celebrated Wilkes' win, parading him about the ring on their shoulders, and shaking his hand while Chapel and Jason Wesley stayed in ring, getting ready for their match...
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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Re: House Show: 8th May, 2006 « Reply #1 on May 8, 2006, 10:26am »
Upper Class Connectivity - PROMO~!
[Chapel:] "Take a good look at the two of us, McLanahan Pro - look at this cage that the technicians of McPro are putting up around is, as we stand in THIS VERY RING. Because in just a few minutes, you're going to see us tangle with two guys from Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka. Maybe I'm just cocky 'cuz I'm too big for a couple of featherweights to take over in some shoot holds, but we're gonna win...
Because its the two of us, it's the Upper Class Connection that's walking away from this ring and this cage with the McPro Tag Team Championship belts, the Big Ass Trophy that the McPro ring girls are carrying down here and that check for $65,000 that's following."
It was suggested that $65,000 might nto be a lot to the UCC by a fan in the audience...
[Jason:] "Have you seen this guy's kid? That'll keep his daughter in diapers until she's TWO!"
And everybody gets a good laugh at Well-Meaning Father Chapel's expense. Why is this McPro show so happy?
McPro Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals - STEEL CAGE MATCH UP! The Upper Class Connection (Jason Wesley (O) and Chapel Hillcrest) def. Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka (X)) in 24:19 via Wrist-Clutch Exploder -> Pinfall
Let it never be said that Spunk-Gun doesn't have brass testicles.
As soon as the word "go," they charged Chapel and began kicking, kneeing and punching him, trying to take the near giant over, something that Hillcrest just wasn't expecting - Wesley would pull one of the Spunk-Gun wrestlers off, and no sooner than that would they be RIGHT BACK to working Chapel over with strikes... Wesley finally having to borrow a page out of Chapel's playbook and throwing a Kenka Kick at YUSUKE to get his attention. Yuskay and Wesley began throwing down with each other, elbows and punches thrown with reckless abandon towards health and/or continued existence of brain matter, as Chapel managed a lariat to take Otsuka down for a brief moment, when he tackled Chapel's leg from behind - Otsuka pulled his leg up, grapevined for the heel hold! Otsuka did what Chapel predicted they couldn't, and the crowd was in SHOCK over it!
A solid, roughhousing n event saw ALL FOUR MEN busted open, and less wrestling and more "throw these guys into the cage!" - when they could, Spunk-Gun continued to double team Chapel, trying to make the big man a non-factor in this match up, and when they could, The Upper Class Connection took apart the smaller Spunk-Gun with whatever could be managed...
The last few minutes, Chapel's arm was hanging limply, the Spunk-Gun team managing to work it over with a number of arm submissions... Yuskay had an armbar locked tight, Chapel struggling to the ropes - Yu still not releasing, as Chapel managed to his feet, doubled over with the armbar STILL tight on his arm... Chapel lifted YUSUKE up a bit as Wesley threw Shogo Otsuka INTO Yu, the hold broken, and Chapel stumbling back to the ropes ... Wesley pulled Otsuka up, Dragon Suplex! ONE, TWO, TH-KICKOUT! Wesley rolled with the Dragon Suplex, looking for another - Yuskay rushing in to break, Kenka Kick from Chapel putting a STOP to that, Wesley with a SECOND Dragon Suplex... ONE, TWO, THR- TWO-POINT-NINENINENINENINENINENINEFOUR!
Wesley looked at Chapel, and the two men were right at YUSUKE, grabbing his arms and legs, hefting him into the air as high as they could manage, sending him crashing down on Otsuka - Wesley scooping Otsuka up, Wrist-Clutch Exploder! Wesley covers, Chapel with a Sliding Kenka Kick, ONE, TWO, THREE!
NEW CHAMPIONS!!! - The UCC celebrated in ring, Wesley and Chapel exploding into laughter and embracing in the middle of the ring as the Ring Girls presented them with the "Big Ass Trophy" and $65,000 cheque, before putting the Tag Team Championship belts around their waists, celebrating as they thanked the McPro crowds for coming out to watch the nights show, and asking them to come see June's "Best of the SuperIndy" tournament!
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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n event saw ALL FOUR MEN busted open, and less wrestling and more "throw these guys into the cage!" - when they could, Spunk-Gun continued to double team Chapel, trying to make the big man a non-factor in this match up, and when they could, The Upper Class Connection took apart the smaller Spunk-Gun with whatever could be managed...